Alright goodnight

Someone says this when they are sick of talking to you

Friend #1: Hey you wanna go out?
Friend #2: Naw man i’m good.
Friend #1: Well you wanna do something else?
Friend #2: Alright goodnight man.

by trina_sux May 23, 2021

afridh

the most kindest person you will ever meet. He will seem very silent but really he is one of a kind. He’s full of laughs and jokes and loves playing pranks and hanging with friends. He will fight for what is right and not easily get into love. If he does find love he will cherish it and protect that love with all his heart and never let go no matter what.

“ he’s cute, i’m happy i met afridh!”

by avaloaal December 28, 2021

albridge

The Abridge will surely be the savior of the White race. When the Albridge Gate is opened, the steads will be unleashed at their full power and glory. When these Prosto Steads are released, big fat helicopter blades forcefully burst out of their backs, protruding noticeably and slapping the air loudly and obnoxiously. They will strive to be like Darth Wader, collecting all the big black prostate bags from Albridge and swinging them around in the sky with their mind powers. Then, comes the chemical prostate bombings. These big black bags will fall from the skies like a Jizz rain, and will eliminate all the intended targets. All Pure Whites will be spared, but the chemicals are highly toxic toward the crazy monkeys, the crazy, crazy monkeys. The skies will be filled with a great choir of airborne, aerodynamic crabs repeatedly chanting, "Shit Mariel! Shit Mariel!", and all the wives and concubines will be sent up! The steads will throw pencils at the helachinks and it will fly way over their heads! The air will be filled with the sweet scent of fresh prostates, and tons of prostates will be suspended in the air in a sort of freefall, and the steads will stare at those prostates with a passionate intent, their mouths wide open, drippling with visible strands of white, slimy saliva. Is this event mentioned in the Old Testament, or the New Testament?? Who knows, but it will certainly be a beautiful day, on the day it does happen...

Person #1: "Ummmmm what happened, why are there fresh dripping prostates everywhere, and no monkeys anywhere??"
Person #2: "The Albridge Gate has just opened, welcome to the brand new nation, the Oppressed People of Chinkistead!"

by Chinkistead420 February 5, 2023

The abridged version

The abridged version (noun): is a lie.

Jaake: How did this happen? Why?
Amir: Abridged version?
Jake: Sure.
Amir: I don't know.
Jake: Long version?
Amir: Leron told me there was money in here.
Jake: Gotcha. So the abridged version is a lie.
Amir: Oh, yeah.

by Sweeney Sexy Todd July 24, 2011

well alrighty my whitey

Honkeyfied version of 'fo shigga my nigga.'

To sarcastically pretend to agree with someone of Caucasian background over a frivolous issue that is made out to be a serious life issue.

Whitey 1. I started out using an Android phone then switched to the iPhone thinking it would put me in a higher class. But after a few months I realized people using iPhones were no better than Android users so I switched back. Now I feel much better about myself and feel that I've gained back my life.

Whitey 2. Well alrighty my whitey.

by Pink Cheer Guy April 19, 2018

Goes Alright

A term used to describe anything that is good. As long as the activity is not a bad one, the phrase ‘goes alright’ is applicable under any circumstances. If the activity were to be bad, the correct phrase would be ‘does not go alright’

Ryan: oi swimming carnival goes alright

by Anal thrasher 69 March 22, 2019

Milo Afridi

A hottie fr big boy milo

Big boy Milo Afridi will beat your assss!

by Mama Ava❤️ July 30, 2023