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alpha male

The alpha male is an act that is performed by males usually in their teens and twenties who act tough, are loud, and have to be the center of attention or they feel insecure. When a man is successful and in his thirties he no longer acts this way because he has grown up and realized that the entire alpha male act is phony. When was the last time you saw a rich, successful man try to pick a fight??? Never. The only guys that do this are the losers that go to bars to take their anger out because they are angry inside for going nowhere in life.
35yr old alpha male at the bar,"I'm bald, fat, I make 7 dollars an hour and I work a job I hate...what are you looking at? Do you want to fight? I need to kick someones ass today because my boss ripped me an new asshole for burning the fries at McDonalds and I need to take it out on someone."
by Matt (Miggs) McMillin April 7, 2008
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Alpha strike

A large and generally overwhelming attack meant to disable or destroy an opponent quickly. Generally speaking it is the result of an overuse of large and powerful weaponry with a long refire in order to minimize penalties associated with said weapon systems.

Originally the term was used in the game Mechwarrior, but it has since migrated to become common usage in other mediums and genres.
The alpha strike capability on that thing is very powerful!
by Nukeitall April 20, 2006
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Alpha Squally

The status a thot gains when they reach the highest level of mischief and adultery. They are now qualified as the Alpha Squally, who leads the pack of thots and guides them in their slutty endeavors.
"Yo bro you heard Danielle has another boyfriend?"
"Yeah man, she's definitely the Alpha Squally."
"Facts."
by bruhhhhh September 8, 2014
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alpha neck

Steve: How did you know which one is the alpha neck?
Randy: He's the one that is the loudest, pushiest and has his chest puffed out the farthest, it applies to the womenfolk as well.
by Jinde Kush October 20, 2014
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The Alpha Bread

The god that {breadist} people believe in. The ultimate life form.
The Alpha Bread created us.

The Alpha Bread loves us.
by motherhotbread June 20, 2015
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alpha asshole

An alpha asshole is the biggest asshole of all. The one who is undeniably the biggest baddest douche around
“Did you see Dallin last night at the party?”
“Yeah! He was being a complete alpha asshole!”
by Imagenius1231 June 5, 2018
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Demi-Alpha

Second hand to the Alpha. Not an alpha or beta, but Loyal to an Alpha. Has Alpha characteristics but isn’t the top Alpha.
Josh isn’t the Alpha. He’s more of an Demi-Alpha
by Zhadow June 7, 2018
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