Alissa

100% A total bitch

1000% Slut

10000% Hoe

99% Stupid

2653.836% A cheater

0.0% Nice

7.5% Responsible

And did I mention 100% A total bitch?

Alissa a the realest hoe and deep throat hoe bitch

by Ashleyvcbighoe May 17, 2019

Alissa

She is rude, annoying, and obnoxious. She only cares about herself and not others.

Person 1: She is so rude
Person 2: Yeah probably named Alissa

Person 1: She is rude, annoying, obnoxious and She only cares about herself and not others
Person 2: Yeah probably then her name is Alissa

by basketball_tide November 7, 2019

dirty alita

You bend her over a cow and use the pigs tail to tickle her insides then gather all the farm boys to help you pound down on her.

I was at my local farm when I got bored and decided to do the dirty alita to my sister

by Tickle tammy July 3, 2020

alistar

Alistar is tough on the outside but a fragile and sensitive bean. She is a great friend who loves art and music. Alistar can be very trustworthy so never break her trust. If you do it’s your fault. She is dead inside and memelord.

Don’t hurt Alistar!

by Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh June 3, 2018

Alissa Violet

Alissa violet is the most beautiful girl on earth, not only her features are pretty but also her personality, she is funny, helpful, smart, kind and beautiful. She got recognized when she first started vine with her ex Boyfriend "Jake Paul" a.k.a Snake Paul and later joined team 10, then got kicked out by that dickhead Jake. He lied to everyone and said the reason why he kicked her out was because she cheated, which was a total lie it was the other way around he cheated on her and said she did just so people wouldn't hate on him (which clearly didn't work, well except those 10 year old brainwashed SnakePaulers) She then joined the cloutgang and moved it with Ricegum, Sommer ray, and her current boyfriend Rickey (banks) who treats her like the Queen she is. People say she got famous because of Jake Paul which is so not true, he just introduced her to the internet and then People decided to like her, it wasn't him who made the choice if people like her or not, also Alissa created most of Jake's career, he got millions of views on his videos when Alissa was in them, but when she wasn't in team ten his views went down and lost a whole bunch of subscribers

Alex: If you could smash anyone who would it be?
Albert: Alissa Violet
Alex: Apart from her obviously.

by Urban Dictionary & Thesaraus February 3, 2021

Alissa

A fake girlfriend, fun to talk about lel

Shes such an alissa

by Coldicaltt September 1, 2016

Alistair Jacobi

A very bad Motherfucker.
Occasionally eats 'meat' and dick.
Also likes rats.
Doesn't like cats very much though.

Alistair jacobi could rail me to death and I'd thank him.

by Nashuee September 8, 2021