Ali

A very gay prick with small grey pubes and a micro penis. He is normally mentally retarded and has a shot hairline.

James: Yo have you seen than spastic kid over there
Tom: Omg he's such an Ali

by Real Grammar Nazi February 24, 2019

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a over sized whale, with a tendency to be attracted to the same sex, and she is also very stupid and has a mole that looks a fucking carpet

wow she looks like an ali

by one after 909 March 17, 2011

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Ali is a rage monster he rapes his brother and be careful he could scam you cause he’s also a Indian scammer he sucks a fortnite and attacks people with lunch boxes

Don’t get Ali mad or he will hit you with his lunchbox

by Mirac October 24, 2018

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an ali is slang for 'saggy boobs' on a girl.

' that girl is so ali '

by rowanna July 11, 2008

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A generic species of camel shaggers. Those that go by the subgroup of Keshmand and be identified by that characteristic sticky hands and an unhealthy obsession of strange animations which frequently feature obscene hand movements. Members of the Keshmand group come in 2 distinct builds (short and wide with permanent lenses or of average height, thin with temporary lenses) but share the same lack of life and time spent jerking over PCs, Macs, PSPs, DSa and other computer related jargon although the short and wide type will spend 90% more time uttering the foul rubbish known as bullshit.

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Me: Why is your hand sticky?
Ali: I was watching Naruto.

2
Ali: (to some random guy) I know more Dragonball characters than you
Random Guy: I have a life

3
Beg friend: Whats up?
Ali: I have downloaded all the Pokemon episodes ever created, it taken 38 gig of my hard drive.
Beg friend: Right, Whats up?

4
Ali: (to nerd) I know more about photoshop than you.
Nerd: (silenced)

by Kocker May 19, 2007

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