V. The act of banging a chick in the ass, shooting your wad in her butt, then stepping back while she shoots splattery cum/shit on your chest, appearing similar to the spreadshot pattern of a shotgun. Also known as the Mississippi Mudgun or the Hungarian Howitzer.
Me and Linda got drunk last night, I fucked her in the pooper, then I asked her for an Alabama Buckshot.
by THE Big Daddy C September 9, 2006
Get the Alabama Buckshotmug. Mother/Son or Mother-in-law/Son-in-law getting a lapdance from a stripper at the same time, by the same stripper.
by Pat239 May 14, 2008
Get the Alabama Specialmug. The act of lighting your partners pubic hair on fire, then ejactulating to put it out. Much like a firefighter would a house ablaze.
"Man Dylan, she's still complaining about her 3rd degree burns. I couldn't cum fast enough. That alabama firefighter can really sneak up on a guy"
by Double D Productions March 29, 2008
Get the alabama firefightermug. The act of grabbing your huge cock by the base, and smacking it repeatedly off the forehead of another!
"Did you see the nasty bruise on Garrett's forehead?" "Yeah, someone told me that Carl gave him the Alabama Hammer!"
by Fuckin' McGuckin February 13, 2009
Get the Alabama Hammermug. A form of sexual intercourse on a webbed hammock where in the throes of passion one gets their testicles caught in the webbing and still concludes the tryst in the biblical sense.
The most embarrassing sexual tryst I've ever had was on a hammock and my nuts were caught in the webbing. The Alabama hammock was the worst sexual experience I've ever had.
by Iceman18 August 11, 2019
Get the Alabama hammockmug. 1. The resulting child of an incestuous sexual relationship between two immediate relatives.
2. Any fan of Alabama football (see also: first definition)
2. Any fan of Alabama football (see also: first definition)
Jimbo wanted to go to the hospital to see his sister give birth to their first Alabama purebred child, but the Alabama game was on.
by ErikR88 November 11, 2013
Get the Alabama Purebredmug. an ever-changing rule that has any purpose that is required for the current situation, you are required to say "Alabama Rule" immediately before of after stating your position on an argument. Alabama Rule is primarily used in sports and recreation.
Your safe, Alabama Rule.
Alabama Rule, The ball was out.
We win, Alabama Rule.
Alabama Rule, one point for us.
Alabama Rule, The ball was out.
We win, Alabama Rule.
Alabama Rule, one point for us.
by AlabamaRule May 19, 2011
Get the Alabama Rulemug.