Airporgatory

Airport purgatory; being stuck in an airport or on an the airplane for various reasons; weather, malfunction, excessive layovers, etc.

After seven hours of delays, Gregor decided to take travel into his own hands. He rented a car to drive from Chicago to Talahassee rather than be stuck in airporgatory.

by parkca01 August 30, 2013

airborne drop

going on a long trip of any kind via any mode of transportation, and raging upon immediate arrival to your destination.

You better get some shut-eye in the car right now because as soon as we get to San Francisco in five hours, we are going to airborne drop at head straight for the bars.

by LiquidusSnake82 September 30, 2013

airport wood

LARGE PENIS

David Airport wooded me!

by Fastnfabulous January 1, 2014

airborne hickey

The marks you get on your neck while performing airborne operations. Generally occur from jumping out of side exit aircraft where jumpers are exposed to sideways motion as well as prop blast.

"Hey sarge, is your wife going to get jealous of those airborne hickeys?"
"Shut the fuck up private. You know airborne comes before women."

by hobart2015 March 16, 2016

Airport drunk

When you are drinking at the airport because you have to wait and it sucks. It doesn't count as day drinking since you are probably in transit between different timezones.

My flight from the Chicago airport got push to 4 hours later... Guess I'll just get airport drunk

by Kraken of the night November 7, 2017

Airport

When two legs (or one for amputee Beauty acceptance) are straight up in the air leaving a view of the "landing strip" or taint.

I have to check out the airport before I land anything there.

by STDfree December 9, 2017

airport pants

a pant you were to go to the airport that looks stylish and is cnfortable

Hey lily im going to the airport have you seen my airport pants?

by fruitlooped May 8, 2018