Yawn Aids

An unstoppable yawn, acquired from watching someone else yawn.

Bitch gave me Yawn Aids!

by animalpak6 June 16, 2011

Aids Fart

The especially rank, rancid gas that emits from one's bottom following a night of heavy drinking. Unbearable to even the person who "dealt" the fart.

"I'm so hungover...this is awful. And I have Aids farts!"

"Oh god it smells terrible. Do you have aids farts?"

by Sir Pippin of Dubs January 28, 2012

Siberian AIDS

When your balls get really cold and start shrinking, then you have Siberian AIDS!

Bob: Oh man, it was cold outside last night during football practice.

Steve: Yeah, I think I got Siberian AIDS.

by Des87 October 11, 2016

Tard-aide

You did what to that big biker and got ass stomped? A gallon of Tard-aide stat! This is a mythical potion for stupidity.

Quick, Tard-aide, here stat!

by I, Wreckerrr December 3, 2020

Bat AIDS

The scientific name for COVID-19, AKA Coronavirus.

Origin: first human to contract this virus obtained it by eating a bat(a la Ozzy Osborne)

Damn bro, he got that beer virus! What's it called again? Bat AIDS!

by BatAIDS_STL March 18, 2020

Second Aid

Second Aid is similar, in most respects, to First Aid.
Where in First Aid you administer medical attention, Second Aid consists of mainly 2 parts.

1.) Pointing
2.) Laughing

Second Aid is most often applied when someone, usually (but not limited to) the clumsy or the local blundering idiot, hurts them self.

Jeff: "Oh shit did you see Drew fall down those stairs?"
Scott: "YES! Quickly, let's administer Second Aid before he gets up and hurts himself again."

by PhoenixTwo November 30, 2007

FIFA aids

Being subject to EA's scripting, 90th minute goals and off sides that are clearly onside.

Wow, i've FIFA aids because i concede 90th minute goal!

by a rock not the rock July 28, 2014