by sombermusicplayin November 22, 2021
Get the ABRAHAMmug. Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.
by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025
Get the You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.mug. Abraham Dar is a short gremlin and is also short tempered. Whenever there's a problem he would always attempt to mend it with violence. However, a lot of people do not know that. Also, whenever there's a challenge he will never give up.
by UwUcatgirl12345 September 25, 2022
Get the Abraham Darmug. "Damn lorenzo you got the Abraham lincoln fours on . I don't know whether to restate the fourth amendment or praise the lord 😂".
by Raxzie boi December 1, 2021
Get the Abraham lincoln foursmug. A type of masturbation where you shoot a load on the back of someone's head and run out of the theater before they notice.
by Ze Asshatth May 6, 2017
Get the Abraham Lincolnmug. A guy history books (mis)lead people (especially brown people) into believing his intentions were more noble than they actually were. He was from Kentucky (the South) even though Illinois was called the land of Lincoln since that was where he rose to prominence. Had the South won the Civil War, the narrative wouldn't have been that he was a hero, it would have been that he was a traitor, so in order to protect himself, he had to make sure the North won at any cost. The same history books that write that Lincoln was a hero or a great man also write that guys like George Washington and Thomas Jefferson were great men even though they owned slaves.
People seem to forget Abraham Lincoln was a politician and didn't give a fuck about them or future generations of their families, and though it's time the country saw a female president, a female politician would do all the same things as a guy, because she would come from the same human/inhuman race as the male politicians and everyone else, and would be capable of any evil and human weakness a male politician was.
by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021
Get the Abraham Lincolnmug. Wes was thinking about he was going to Abraham aim his girlfriend, but he forgot his Viagra, and the evening was ruined.
by Hellow_Moto December 25, 2021
Get the abraham aimmug.