Aussie twist

When someone grabs a mans dick and balls and twist the balls to be over the penis

Last night sara gave me an “aussie twist”, she told me she was gonna give me a free vasectomy

by Real garbage December 11, 2024

whinging aussie

Always in denial and first person to accuse another race or background of whinging. Will go off topic as soon as they or the team they support lose.

Aussies have some admirable qualities such as not giving up easily however the whinging Aussie can never give credit to opposition when due.

Same old whinging Aussies blaming the ball or the weather or the prime minister when being outplayed in the ashes

by Retain the urn August 1, 2023

Aussie Camping

When you take a couples camping trip to the middle of no where and he proceeds to bind and restrain you. Then you are blindfolded and he calls his mates out from hiding and they proceed to gangbang you. They do not speak, and they choose which hole they want next. This continues until everyone releases in and on you. His mates proceed to silently leave, and then you are unbound. This may repeat each day you are out camping. You are not allowed to inquire who was in the gangbang.

My boyfriend took me Aussie Camping this weekend and I'm still dripping cum.

Or

We went Aussie Camping nine months ago so I don't know who the father is yet.

by Wirrwarr February 17, 2023

aussy

Australian Pussy

Man that Aussie Chick got that Aussy

by FlamingFart8008 May 3, 2023

Aussie jam boy

A recently banned highly derogatory, controversial but somewhat tasty Australian job. Inspired indian jam boy started by the British empire in the 1800s. An Australia jam boy would cover he’s penis in Vegemite whilst caddying for golfers. The Vegemite would be used a snack between holes. Golfers with a higher handicap usually used more well endowed Aussie jam boys as they could store more Vegemite.

Hugo it’s only the fourth hole and you’ve eaten all the Vegemite you greedy bugger. Your Aussie jam boy needs a few more inches.

by Peadhan September 27, 2024

Aussie 1,2,3

When referring to Australian slang, don't be boring. Use Aussie 1,2, and 3 instead of a person.

Aussie 1: AUSTRALIA!
Aussie 2: shut up wanker
Aussie 3: Bloody oath Aussie 2!

Aussie 1: we are so cool for using Aussie 1,2,3

by Stabbingcheetah87 May 31, 2022

Aussie drive by

blasting kerser while smoking darts,breaking hearts, jaw swinging and piss filled super soakers

"Oi cunt this kid stole my shoes" "wanna go do an aussie drive by on his house?"

by Gandhi the bogan May 30, 2019