A term used to refer to someone who is so obese that their enormous ass is too large to fit in one seat, and must therefore occupy two, usually achieved by awkwardly straddling the armrest. This person is considered to be wearing an armrest thong. See also: Assassination
Obese man: Do you have anymore seats available for this flight?
Receptionist: We do... but you'll have to wear an armrest thong.
Guy: This armrest smells like ass!
Stewardess: Al Roker was sitting there the last trip.
Guy: In which seat?
Stewardess: Both.
Receptionist: We do... but you'll have to wear an armrest thong.
Guy: This armrest smells like ass!
Stewardess: Al Roker was sitting there the last trip.
Guy: In which seat?
Stewardess: Both.
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An eating-establishment where undercover cops hang out in the hopes of nabbing people who are on the run.
Dirty Harry was able to use the arrestaurant to catch his suspect; too bad the crook didn't think to count whether Harry had fired five shots or six; he didn't know the gun was empty when Harry told him, "Go ahead --- make my day!".
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Adrien:Oh Mari? shes just a friend!
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Adrien:Shes the love of my life
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Adrien:Oh Mari? shes just a friend!
Alya:what about ladybug?
Adrien:Shes the love of my life
Alya:Have a look at these 2 pics (Shows a picture of ladybug and mari)who are they
Adrien:Thats mari and thats the love of my life!
Alya:Mari is ladybug!
Adrien:Shes not ladybug!shes multi mouse!
Me in my mind:B!TCH SHES LADYBUG DUMBA$$!
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