Albert Wesker

A stupid ass mofo that fucking pulls matrix bullshit on you before shooting black dicks at you,while yelling CHRIS,Chriiis! or CHRIS!!!
Chris:God i sure am glad we killed wesker
Albert Wesker:CHRIIIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Oceanisgayforthemen June 26, 2009
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albert einstein

Albert Einstein, took what the Lorenz Fitzgerald apparatus discovered about the constancy of light and the stupidity of the world made of ether, and ran with it. Did not accept the fact that Quantum Mechanics was "real" and said that "God does not play dice with the universe" ironically, Quantum Mechanics is the science that catapulted the start of a technological revolution. Computers, Video Games and IMAX fucking theatre based of concepts of Quantum Mechanics. Cant blame the wild white haired man though, both theories of relativity and QM contradict but are equally true. I guess the world works in a paradox. (The accuracy of this proposition can be debatable...I aint no fucking physics major)

Also, b.c of Einstein we know that theoretically, Time Travel is possible but not like you think it is like in Back to the Future, more like time dilation when traveling at high speeds near the speed of light
Christopher Lloyd looks strangely like Albert Einstein in the movie Back to the Future.
by TheeImran November 04, 2006
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Albert Einstein

the act of spewing your load across a girls upper lip after getting a blow job, making her look like Albert Einstein
I ended up pulling out earlier and shooting my wad across her upper lip giving her an Albert Einstein
by da' witz November 19, 2011
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St. Albert

A certain small town somewhere in Alberta. Take a large city filled with a bunch of sports nuts, shrink down until it's 1/200 the size, throw in a ton of racism and homophobia, and take out everything that's remotely fun. A pathetic excuse for a town.
Person 1: We just passed St. Albert.
Person 2: Really? I must've blinked.
by danger!radio September 06, 2008
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Albert Einstein

Albert Einstein Is smart

Albert Einstein Is very smart
Albert Einstein Is extremely smart
(See what I did there 😏)
by סתם מפגרת September 01, 2020
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prince albert

Prince Albert is the third-largest city (after Saskatoon and Regina) with a population of 41,072 as of 2006 in Saskatchewan, Canada.
The city is nick-named:
1. "Gateway to the North", as it is the most northen city centre in Saskatchewan.
2. P.A., short form of Prince Albert.
"I've heard of Prince Albert, its cold there."
by laura_spandex November 25, 2006
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Fat Albert

The act of receiving fellatio on the toilet while simultaneously defecating and eating a cheeseburger.
I think I'm gonna dump her, but I'll at least see if I can get her to give me a Fat Albert first.
by dragonschld June 12, 2008
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