Weed

A plant that you smoke so you can get high as fuck

Wanna smoke some weed?

by Ladyryder November 21, 2019

Weed

A plant that makes you happy

Man I really want weed

by Carlos the train December 18, 2016

Weed

A soon to be legal drug that I smoke on an hourly basis and might be addicted to

I smoke on that weed all day with some hoes and a glizwald in my hands

by CannabisUser420 April 20, 2021

weed

weed is the best thiing that could ever happen to homo sapiens. after you smoke it your balls get tingly as fuck.

kyle: wanna go smoke weed?

chad: yea i love it when my balls tingle

by tajin October 12, 2021

weed

the green thing snoop dogg always talks about

guy: yo you got that weed
kid: i'm seven
guy: and?

by thetyperboi December 10, 2019

Weed

1. The stuff you use to feel good

2. Stuff that grows in your yard

3. Stuff you can optionally grow in your yard

Gimme some weed. (Gives grass)

by Mi wordz becuz I'm smart June 22, 2017

Weed

God's green air freshener

I smoked some weed from a fancy vase the other day

by Biggus Dickus 42069 October 1, 2019