Smart blonde

A human impossible before the 21st century. Now in hiding and they live in fear of jokes about their brain capacities. Stop hunting them!
The smart blonde lived in a cave and lived off of rats and fungus, as the local brunettes were hunting her down with an arsenal of blonde jokes.
by Cheesy and dangerous. July 20, 2014
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street smart

The general definition of street smart is someone who is intelligent, has good common sense, knows how to handle bad situations, and has the skills necessary to function where they live (usually the ghetto or the streets). However, the term is usually used to contrast and compare with another term known as "book smart".

The stereotype of a street smart person is someone who is intelligent and knows how to handle important situations in the streets but is not as well-educated academically. However, the stereotype of a book smart person is someone who is upper-class and well educated but less knowledgeable when it comes to handling important situations faced in bad neighborhoods and lower-class city areas.

The more extreme and negative stereotypes are that street smart people are unintelligent and incapable of achieving a higher education, while book smart people are naive, easily manipulated, and have bad judgment in bad situations.

Both stereotypes aren't always true and any semblance of them are only due to different lifestyles and experiences.
Josh: Are you sure me and Jason will get along? Jason is street smart and I'm book smart. We will probably be very different from each other.

Mike: Nah, don't worry. Jason may be street smart but he is also book smart. I'm sure you two will have a lot in common.
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smart car

a noun.

type of a car. also known as a "body trap" (if you are over 200 pounds, your body will be trapped in it)

also known as a "death trap" (if you get into an accident, chances are you will end up dead).

see also "suicide car"
"hey, I got me a smart car."
"yes but you are still dumb"
by dontdothattwice May 19, 2009
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Smart Jock

The exceptional individual who is not only extremely intelligent, but also an All Star athlete. This rare individual defies the "dumb jock" stereotype.
Hey, I know this smart jock who can hold and read Crime and Punishment in one hand while making a 3 point shot with the other!
by Smart Jock January 12, 2004
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Shaka-Smart

The intelligence used when making something insignificant matter to so many people in such a way that everyone admires you for doing so.

In reference to the VCU basketball coach Shaka-Smart.
Person 1: How did you manage to make that man pick up his trash while everyone around you watched and admired you?

Person 2: I guess I'm just Shaka-Smart
by ButterMyBiscuits April 04, 2011
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smart ass

Someone who uses sarcasm to make witty points.
Oh that was smart ass-ness? I would have never guessed!
by Forwyn October 10, 2016
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book smart

A term used by D-students to rationalize their academic failings.
I might be a sociology major with a 1.5 GPA, but that just means I'm not BOOK smart!
by CrunchyCookie November 22, 2010
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