Airplane Shower

To wash quickly wash under the armpits and genitals (more specifically the vagina).

Actual conversation where I heard this from a nursing home resident:
Me: Did you have a nice bath?
Woman: Only had time for an airplane shower.
Me: What's an airplane shower.
Woman: Under the wings and in the cock pit.

by Catticus XIII January 19, 2014

Shower Hands

Shower Hands - Adj

Used to describe the fingers of person who has been in a shower for a while and cannot roll a cigarette or joint.

Guy 1: Aww, shit dude. I've been washing up for a job and now i can't roll a doobie for after. Fucking shower hands

Guy 2: Sucks bro

by Samael86 February 28, 2014

Shower Box

Another way to say douche bag

(Ducha caja)

Jacque Is such a shower box

by Lovecheer May 29, 2014

Shower pearls

Leftovers, from a wash and wank.

Roger left shower pearls in the shower again.

by Lionel00 July 8, 2016

Ninja Shower

Scottish phrase used to describe weather conditions such as Heavy rain showers for short periods of time. Rain that appears out of nowhere and soaks you through to the bone quickly and then disappears without a trace usually followed by more of the same throughout the day.

Aye I got caught by a ninja shower. Oh ya hoor sir there's ninja showers happening. Got soaked by a ninja shower.

by Kiltednutter August 14, 2017

shower soup

When a person is taking a shower and proceeds to shit down the drain until the shower floods with brown water.

"Where's Adam?"
"He's making shower soup."
"Jesus, not shower soup."

by Sexybeast1948 June 18, 2019

Special shower

When someone goes for a shower and takes ages because they were actually playing with themselves

Ben: ‘ooo did you just have a special shower?’
Amrit: ‘what no!’ She states after having an hour long shower while wearing clothes

by Ben_the_cat_guy May 19, 2020