Laura is a horny bitch that likes to be fucked but not by person but by yourself and a pencil. She likes to moan loud in classrooms.
by Piipiidoodle23 August 14, 2019
Laura is a wise ass. She cares more about herself than others, and more about her outside than her inside, if you know what I mean. Laura's IQ is typically lower than the average person, even lower than the average garden snail. She says that she is trying to become a vegetarian to save the poor cows, even though she is one herself. Yes, Lauras are cows. She will have many boyfriend, but once they all break up with her, she will pretend she hated them in the first place even though it's like "Hey, Laura, you're the one who begged him to go out with you!" She cares more about Lenny, who is a stick, more than normal people. Did I mention that Lenny is her only friend? Laura is the kind of girl who would say the wrong answer, but then she would be like "Oh yeah, I knew that." Even though we all know she didn't. She thinks she's good at singing, but really sounds like a rat living in the sewers who is getting eaten by their cousin.
"Ugh, Laura entered the room? Everyone, quick, pretend that you weren't just talking about her. Guys, if she asks, you all have plans tonight."
by M-Sloth June 02, 2019
Conservative: Did you read Ann Coulter's new novel where she attacks the liberal media?
poor conservative: No. I couldn't hash out the $12 so I just bought Laura Ingraham's novel for a third of the cost.
Conservative: Is it any good?
poor conservative: When your wearing beer goggles.
poor conservative: No. I couldn't hash out the $12 so I just bought Laura Ingraham's novel for a third of the cost.
Conservative: Is it any good?
poor conservative: When your wearing beer goggles.
by Ludwig Von Mises February 14, 2008
by MrFluffcans April 03, 2020
The alter ego of an otherwise normal woman.
Bouts of Evil Laura can be brought on by missing medication, PMS, migrain headache or large amounts of alcohol.
Bouts of Evil Laura can be brought on by missing medication, PMS, migrain headache or large amounts of alcohol.
by Jill Kiar June 17, 2005
Anna Laura is a special name given to the most amazing girls out there. They are mostly very beautiful and have a personality like no other. Although they have a temprament that can make you go crazy sometime, they are very lovable and will dedicate all their love to you. If you deserver it you will receive an unholy amount of Love, hugs, kisses and hot sex. Unfortunately they are unaware of their pure awesomeness and have to be reminded from time to time.
Person 1: That is my girlfriend, her name is Anna Laura!
Person 2: Holys shit dude! Your girlfriend is a Anna Laura? You lucky bastard!
Person 2: Holys shit dude! Your girlfriend is a Anna Laura? You lucky bastard!
by Alfie_theodor July 16, 2020
a person that is sexually attracted to leena al gorilla, pewdiepie, and any other fictional or non fictional character.
by yaoiiiiiii November 22, 2020