Jonah Kahn is
A young boy who easily contracts STD's. He has approximately 8 STD's at the current moment.
A young boy who easily contracts STD's. He has approximately 8 STD's at the current moment.
by AntiFern February 7, 2018

A great and loving guy who aboslutly belongs with a girl called anna. Hes smart and funny and is the perfect guy for her. A jonah would never leave a girlfriend, thats why hes the best boyfriend.
jonah rogers- Wow that anna is Really sexy!
Anna barlow- Oh... Thanks...
Jonah rogers- How about i take you out for dinner
Anna barlow- Oh... Thanks...
Jonah rogers- How about i take you out for dinner
by Interuptingcow2 December 17, 2012

An arguement in which on of the arguers will not give up no matter what evidence is provided to prove otherwise.
Hey, you look like that guy from Footloose!
Uhmmm, NO, I look nothing like him.
Wait a minute, you ARE the guy from Footloose!
Nuh, uh.
Yes...
NO!
God damn, A Jonah Arguement.
Uhmmm, NO, I look nothing like him.
Wait a minute, you ARE the guy from Footloose!
Nuh, uh.
Yes...
NO!
God damn, A Jonah Arguement.
by Doostien Ynskype June 29, 2008

The act of ditching your friends by way of passivley using an excuse such as: I need to get some beer, I need to get some smokes, I'm just meeting someone don't worry i'll be right back...
-oh guys i'll be right back need to go get some more beer
-yeah bro no prob see you soon
(an hour later)
-dude where the fuck did he go....
-oh man he's just pulling a jonah again
-yeah bro no prob see you soon
(an hour later)
-dude where the fuck did he go....
-oh man he's just pulling a jonah again
by Rewcifer December 10, 2010

Your such a jonah capitulo
by BIG13D December 1, 2014

the guy that wears girly boxers, and is a barbie girl. dances to womanizer. likes to put lipstick all over his face. :)
calls his own mother FAT! get beat up by girls. and loves mexican dudes. and likes younger women. carries bags for chicks at the mall.
calls his own mother FAT! get beat up by girls. and loves mexican dudes. and likes younger women. carries bags for chicks at the mall.
person 1: dude, womanizer is on, i love that song.
person 2: aww, look there is jonah bride dancing with his fat mom.
person1: ewyy i bet he wears her ipstick all the time.
person 2: yeahh i bet so.
person 2: aww, look there is jonah bride dancing with his fat mom.
person1: ewyy i bet he wears her ipstick all the time.
person 2: yeahh i bet so.
by <3 ajj and mkm January 27, 2009
