A person who makes statements that a reasonable/rational person would interpret in a different (often more positive) way.
Truth bender: "My roommate and I live in a great apartment."
Reality: The truth bender is broke and crashing on a friends couch.
Reality: The truth bender is broke and crashing on a friends couch.
by NikkiP May 28, 2011
Get the Truth bendermug. jeez christopher biggins is such a massive bender
i'm a massive bender
bruce vilanch (the massive bender) is a god
i'm a massive bender
bruce vilanch (the massive bender) is a god
by Emma and Harriet February 27, 2008
Get the massive bendermug. A woman, or man, who gives such good oral service that they will create a bend in the shaft of a penis.
1) Harold: So, how about this flick, huh?
Jake: Tell me about it, dude. That chick is such a rod bender, she gives head so damn good.
2) Steve: So, how was your date last night?
Josh: Oh my goodness, dude, he was such a rod bender. My dick's still hard.
Jake: Tell me about it, dude. That chick is such a rod bender, she gives head so damn good.
2) Steve: So, how was your date last night?
Josh: Oh my goodness, dude, he was such a rod bender. My dick's still hard.
by song_bird2103 February 5, 2009
Get the rod bendermug. A homosexual man. The pudding in question is an allusion to the penis, the bending is a reference to the distortion of the member as it is forced into the rectum.
by Steo February 10, 2007
Get the pudding bendermug. When you click on a link in an article, but there is a link that interests in you in that article and then you click on that link, but then it takes you to another article and you click a link in that website, etc. You do this for a long period of time, getting completely lost and end up in a site that bears absolutely no relationship to what you were originally looking for. This happens when you try to research things, it can have a good ending when you do this for fun, a bad ending when you're doing this and getting nowhere when you need to learn something, or it can have a saucy ending when you end up looking at porn. Also, used frequently on FB updates, especially when you are supposed to be doing something productive and you end up no where near that productive thing, doing something else, and sometimes even just back on facebook or whatever social media site you use.
I'm supposed to be researching amino acids, but went on a link bender through wikipedia, that was two hours ago and now I'm reading about fuzzy kitten fetishes in Russian young men.
by Mona Beeswaxian March 6, 2014
Get the link bendermug. when you wake up, knowing the inevitability on the day. decide to grab whatever alcohol you can find, and just send it.
by Everydayisendit September 12, 2017
Get the sender bendermug. Noun. A homosexual. One who enjoys the thrill of firmly grasping another mans snorkel.
Check out Casey, he's been bending snorkels all night!
Did you see what Christin did to that guys snorkel? Talk about bent.
Check out Casey, he's been bending snorkels all night!
Did you see what Christin did to that guys snorkel? Talk about bent.
Where the hell is Casey? Is he bending snorkels again?
Bro, I was at the minginest party last night. Half of the dudes where snorkel benders and the other half got bent!
Dude, what have you been doing? Your hands smell of snorkel.
Bro, I was at the minginest party last night. Half of the dudes where snorkel benders and the other half got bent!
Dude, what have you been doing? Your hands smell of snorkel.
by Jay-rizzy December 23, 2014
Get the snorkel bendermug.