Club Dump

When a clubgoer has to take and emergency poop in the crowded club. This tipically involves hovering over a soiled toilet seat in a crowded bathroom, while the other stalls are used to snort cocain.

The night turned for the better after I took a Club Dump.
As soon as I entered the party I immediatly had to take a Club Dump.

by Sonic B June 2, 2011

social dumping

the act of checking facebook, twitter, or myspace via phone or computer while taking a shit

what's taking so long in there?

knowning him he is probably social dumping.

by Chaz Montgomery October 18, 2010

Quil Dump

When you want to get fucked up so you drink 1/2 to an entire bottle of niquil because sleeping is cheap, fun, and it will time travel you 12 hours into the future or even further after you awaken

Hey bro... we ain’t go shit to do tommorow and I’m broke as fuck... but I want to get fucked up...

Dude let’s fucke. Quil Dump

Yeehaw Quil Dump

by Squatch777 November 16, 2019

mud dump

Any sort of defacation that requires at least a dozen wipes.
And often times a dozen isn't enough!

That was such an impressive mud dump that it was a half-roll wiper!

by trn540 February 26, 2011

Friend Dumped

When a friend breaks off a friendship with another friend, much like a regular breakup. Usually, the dumpee is unaware of why they are being friend dumped.

Amy: "I don't think we should be friends anymore."
Beth: "Why?"
Amy: "It's just not working out."

Amy goes to her friend Suzy.

Amy: "Beth just said we shouldn't be friends anymore."
Suzy: "Girl, you just got friend dumped."

by Zelophehad August 21, 2010

Neopolitan Dump

When you miss a day or more of taking a dump and feel a little backed up, and then one glorious morning you drop a huge log and can clearly see, upon close inspection, that your shit log, while still one continuous piece, is split into two or more distinct sections. Each section of the log will have its own consistency/color and can, upon VERY close inspection, be classified by each backed-up day since the last dump. In rare situations and requiring years of training, one can produce the perfect Neopolitan Dump with three distinct sections: white, brown and pink.

Frank: Damn Tom, you should’ve seen this massive and magnificent dump I took this morning.
Tom: What was so amazing about it?
Frank: Well, I’ve been so backed up over the past few days, moving from Mexican to Thai to Japanese to Greek, that my log came out and had three distinct sections… each with its own color and consistency. I’ve never seen anything like it!!
Tom: I’ve heard of such dumps… they are the very rare and awe inspiring Neopolitan Dump. Did you take a picture?
Frank: You damn right I took a picture… check it out (hands Tom picture)
Tom: Gross
Frank: SmyD
Tom: Garg the Smeg
Frank: WoW Noz

by apound21 June 11, 2009

dump the hummus

1) To defecate fecal matter that resembles the texture and/or color of hummus.

2) To defecate (i.e. take a shit, drop a deuce, pinch a loaf)

Origin: a 4 year-old boy once peered curiously into the murky depths on his first trip to an outhouse and exclaimed to his mother, "Someone dumped their hummus in there!"

Ugh! My stomach is rumbling. I think I need to dump the hummus.

That bathroom smells like someone dumped the hummus.

by agoraphone August 31, 2011