Reset your sphincter

Chill out, relax, get back to your natural -- hopefully more peaceful -- state. Also, stop talking out of your ass. Generally said at news room photodesks

John: Oh shit, god damn, Newt Gingrich or Rick Santorum is about to become the next president of the United States!!?!

Sam: Reset your sphincter, dude, Barack Obama's gonna win easy.

by Broccoli Robinson February 27, 2012

ass sphincter says what

Something people say to entice the other party in to saying "what." Thus, making them an ass sphincter

person #1: "Ass sphincter says what?"
Person #2: "what?!"
Person #1: "Ha ha, you are an ass
sphincter!!"

by diceyj February 5, 2004

Hook, Line, and Sphincter

When you want that vag but she insists on anal

We were having a great time and we went to the bedroom, but she ended up catching me hook, line, and sphincter

by Brotato Brotahto September 20, 2017

I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss

a humorous way of denying that you farted

Person 1: Eww! Come on, did you just fart?

Person 2: I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss

by what do i care 125 August 25, 2022

Compromised Sphincter

When someone’s asshole muscles can’t contract properly, causing their shits to slide out like a kid going down a slide, & farts to smoothly exit the anal cavity like a gust of wind.

“his farts don’t make noise at all, he def has a compromised sphincter.”

by nutbuster3000 August 14, 2025

sphincter bubble

When having anal sex,you will shoot a full load in the anal cavity. You should then roll your partner over and immediately squat with your asshole over their mouth and as you squeeze off one of the biggest farts you can muster you punch her in the stomach. If done correctly a large cum balloon should shoot out of her asshole, (sperm is first in most cases but not all,often followed by fecal matter)
This maneuver should only be preformed on women of lesser stature than yourself because, larger statured women can become highly agitated and ussually get pissed when you fart in their mouth, much less give them the gut shot

Some girls dont enjoy a good sphincter bubble as much as I do.

by Krollkrusher December 3, 2013

sphincter trunk

Tree trunk

Size up your Sphincter trunk cause you ain't got the life of a tree trunk you arsehole, shit just got in your way

by Wibblewobble October 25, 2023