Tot Fellow

That one friend that always acts younger for their age.

Kayla: Dammit I just spilled sauce on my leg- can you get me a wipe, Alissa?

Alissa: Its to far!

Bea: Alissa, you're the closest to the wipes. Can you please get one for your best friend?

Alissa: She isn't my friend anymore!

*everyone sighs*

Kayla: You're such a Tot Fellow.

Alissa: Whats that?

by Totally Not Spongebob August 29, 2017

prosti-tot

any "prenager" on trikforkok or skinstaspam who dresses like a total cum dumpster, often with her absentee father and wannabe-pimp mother's great approval due to financial gain of peddling sexed out virgins to thirsty middle-aged men

dude piper rockelle and lilly ketchman are total prosti-tots

bro ANY little girl who uses "rebellevel" as a pound sign errrr i mean ✌️hash tag✌️ is a prosti-tot

by Equal Opportunity Pisser-Offef August 31, 2021

Tot Bean

Tot is a nickname for cute small guys.

Girl *whispers* :Hes A TOT BEAN
Girl 2 *whispers* :GIRL U CRA-Z

by HaidynAvery May 15, 2017

tinder tot

Child of a person one met on Tinder. Typically a toddler with at least one attractive parent.

I found my Tinderella! Thing is, she has a tinder tot.

by AGmama August 30, 2015

Tots down

Totally down

It could fall through and if that’s the case I’m tots down for the Midori.

by Act 1 May 09, 2014

Tot Docking

When you shove uncooked or cooked tater tots into the foreskin. For pleasure or storage. Condiments are often incorporated.

Why do you have so many ketchup packets in your car Jeff? "oh I am a big fan of Tot Docking"

by Btzu August 23, 2020

aqua tots

The small tater tot sized turds that splash when they hit the water.

Dude I'm sorry but I used all your toilet paper up. I dropped a bunch of aqua tots off at the pool and got some major splash-back.

by DannikJerriko February 12, 2018