if it fucked them in the ass and gave them AIDS

An intensifier used to convey the extent to which an entity is ignorant of a phenomenon.

EA would not know good game design if it fucked them in the ass and gave them AIDS

by 10xValue September 24, 2021

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Fuck crush

Someone who you have a crush on, only sexually.

Tim: yo u got a crush on that chick she a hella cute
Brad: sorta she bad af id hit it then quit it she sorta like a fuck crush

by Dylan_slimshady September 14, 2017

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Whack fuck

It when you whack off to make it hard before fuckin your cart mate. Don’t want your cart mate thinking you weren’t excited for the game

Ryman never played whack fuck before and now the whole group knows.

by anonymous April 17, 2025

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Fucking Cocksucking Shitballs

An exclamation made popular by Jeremy Scott of CinemaSins in his review of Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children. Typically used to express frustration or other discontentment.

"Fucking cocksucking shitballs! The fact that these skeletons were perfectly placed in the dining room is the ONLY way Enoch's ability can be used, and it's fucking bullshit!"

by Ace of Fours September 19, 2021

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A phrase originating from graffiti in the bathrooms of a bar owned by a notoriously nitpicky and narcissistic proprietor named Fred. Known for his deceitful behavior and irritating attention to trivial details, Fred's reputation led to the widespread use of this phrase as an expression of disdain. It has since spread to other bars and restaurants throughout the city, becoming a local symbol of frustration and rebellion against overbearing and dishonest authority figures.

Example:
Person 1: "I can't believe Fred changed the music again. It's awful!"
Person 2: "Ugh, Fuck Fred."

by Duck Fred June 3, 2024

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