The fuck

When your mom opens your door while she knows that you live streaming Minecraft on twitch and tells you to give her a kiss.

The fuck man? I'm trying to do my homework get your hand away from my girl!

by Ghx5t February 16, 2022

Fuck laundry

The clothes and shoes pulled off (usually by the door) in your hurry to get to boning.

I can tell my roommate has a 'guest' because of the fuck laundry left immediately inside the door.

by Riot Gere February 16, 2022

fuck ass

when one is referring to something as wack or weird

"man ain't nobody going to fuck ass arby's, mcdonalds is way better."
or
"who the hell going to fuck ass Florida for the summer, me and my homies going to Dubai."

by StanTwitterBarb February 16, 2022

Cobble Fuck

To throw something together haphazardly from whatever is lying around. Synonym to jury rig or MacGyver.

Our budget is pocket lint and boss wants this done before we go home, time to cobble fuck something together.

by ConkedCrete February 16, 2022

are you fuckity fucking fucks kidding me

are you really fuckity fucking fucks shitting me bitch shitty motherfucking mf?

i i it think amaore satwears woarsds in my secntence makes it mozre MAUTRE AND VERTY ADUTSUIHSODIFHUIHIU

Person 1: Are you fuckity fucking fucks kidding me you motherfucking shitty mf?

Person 2: ok 5 y/o

by whydoihavetodothisalloveragain February 17, 2022

fucking mug god damnit its a good mug you should really buy that

it be funny please acept

example: get the fucking mug god damnit its a good mug you should really buy that mug

by Potateh February 17, 2022

The ol case and fuck

When a person comes to your house on business but is actually just casing it to come back later and rob you.

Ah. I see they got you with the ol case and fuck.

by The trashy hog February 18, 2022