Ninja-fuck

To be completely silent during any type of intercourse

(Friend A) "did you have fun with John Smith last night?"
(Friend B) "It was alright, but he Ninja-fucked me and im not into that. It was so quiet you could hear crickets!"

by BlowholeJoe June 28, 2023

Don't fucking listen to them

Somebody told you not to say anything about this and YOUR KIDS DIED EXPLICITLY BECAUSE OF THAT DECISION. You need to un-make that decision.

Hym "I figured somebody would do something about THIS before anybody would, say, murder any kids but somebody told you not to say anything about this and of you don't I'm going to in the form of a child stabbing. Don't fucking listen to them. They already lead you astray. It isn't and WASN'T EVER GOING TO JUST BE ME. That's ISN'T an option and, just like living forever in paradise, the notion they sold to you that if I hadn't said anything it would have just been me is a lie and wishful thinking on their part."

by Hym Iam September 6, 2025

Fuck a queer friday

"Fuck a queer friday" is a weekly event on which you must fuck a queer person or you have cootties and are gay.

Omg tomorrow is fuck a queer friday!

by HahaYourMum July 20, 2022

get fucked on

It's like "get shit on" except combined with "get fucked" but also what if your enemy is furniture?

Get fucked on, there's a blue shell coming!

by c8eflatwhite January 16, 2024

fuck

when you and your man( if you have on ) have sex

me: my man fucks so good

by misskaythatbitch March 21, 2022

Fuck off

Used when pissed off at something or some one that is being a jackass

Fuck off you mother fucking bitch ass hoe

by Xoxo_broken_dreams July 6, 2019

The Gru Fuck Maneuver

A Sex Position In Which One Uses Their Noses On One’s Privates Then Smell Them! The Couple Will Win A Ticket Of 2 To Minions: The Rise Of Gru If They Can Recreate A Random PornHub Scene Of Choice

Afaan: Ani Luna Irratti Gru Fuck Maneuver Raawwadheen Tikeetii 2 Gara Rise Of Gru Cause Isheen Stepbro Irra Deebitee Uumte Mo'ate!
Tom: So You Performed The Gru Fuck Maneuver And Won 2 Tickets To Rise Of Gru Cause She Recreated Stepbro!
Affan: Eeyyee!
Tom: OK!

by TMIpixel July 2, 2022