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Who shit in your oreos

It was a cold snowy November morning...a friend picked me up from my estate. We grabbed some food and entered a nearby hipster coffee shop. While playing catch up, a man got hit by a truck. Everyone in the crowded coffee shop stopped typing poetry on their Mac book and looked up. What they saw was horrifying; blood everywhere, truck shattered on the ground. After the paramedics arrived and pronounced him dead on the scene. We all decided we had to go back to our poetry and overpriced espresso. A few minutes later, the mans son fell off the second story and he was still going strong. The barista was in a bad mood after all the craziness and while trying to get a refill on my Bianca white mocha he was being extremely rude. With much despair...the words rang from my mouth “who shit in your Oreos.”
Me: cheer up

Friend: go type your poetry and I hope your flannel rips.

Me: well “who shit in your Oreos”
by madscatraz November 22, 2017
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People who dont want to play monopoly

That one salty bastard in your family who loses everytime; is usually fat, ginger or light blonde and gets bullied in school. Would spend £90 on a DLC for Cadburys if there was one.
Fatfuck: I don't wanna play monopoly! It isn't Minecraft!

Parent: *slaps* People who dont want to play Monopoly are a fagghot.
by Abusive Shit Bastard January 4, 2018
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Who are you giving the puppies to?

The reasonable question you ask someone that does nothing but screw the pooch (fuck the dog) in every aspect of their life while being completely oblivious to their own laziness and sense of entitlement. Eventually, their constant and ongoing screwing of the pooch leads to puppies that will need a home.
Hey Bob, I couldn't help but notice that you spend an inordinate amount of time screwing the pooch, so I'm curious, who are you giving the puppies to?
by JizzedOn June 6, 2023
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People who don't dodge

A sigma male that gets more bitches than dodgers
Johann Bautista: look at those people who don't dodge....I wish I was one of them
by QK CJPIE August 25, 2021
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who you help?

A slang used in Nigeria pidgin English, usually in question form, to give an expression that someone is less important or valuable to than they claim or seem to be. Usually rude.
Boy A: If you keep talking, i will walk away.
Boy B: you can leave if you want, (who you help?)
by Najaboi4life February 5, 2018
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Who loves who more?

On 11-20-22 scientists in the statistical developments department at UDN have discovered and proven that Leo does in fact love Jasper more.
Who loves who more?
Dude1: "who loves who more bruh?"

Dude2: " bruhhhh! Everyone knows Leo loves Jasper more"
by Definitely_Not_Leo November 20, 2022
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who has?

“who has?” is short for “who has marijuana?” and is often used on snapchat or instagram stories of those seeking a dealer.

can also be used with a few choice words describing the availability of the user, such as deliver, pickup, meetup etc

see who needs? for the seller alternative
Man, on his snapchat story: “who has? and can deliver?”

Dealer, responding to his story; “ya bro i got $10 woods and $5 delivery, what’s ur addy?”
by r2wavvy July 20, 2019
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