meat limousine

A name for a long thick meaty penis.

"hey baby, I'm looking to park ma meat limousine in yo garage."

by nockulous December 8, 2007

Wiffle meat

wondrous flesh between genitalia and anus.

She/he prefers it when I shave my wiffle meat.

by ChazDoyle July 18, 2010

Piece Of Meat

In ice hockey. A player who was open to receive a pass and was ignored by his teammate and used only to draw defense towards him.

I could have scored that but I guess I’m just a big piece of meat.

by Shaboy Leivo April 26, 2019

meat tug

The act of vigorously and repeatedly pulling on a man's hang-down, usually, until he reaches a cheap climax.

Hot Chick: Hey, how's it goin' stud-muffin?
Shea: Oh, you noticed my abs... wanna go into the bathroom and tug on my meat?
Hot Chick: I'm always down for a good meat tug, let's go...

she then tugs his meat with a firm grip and confident stroke in the bathroom of the texaco gas station.

by John Koenig December 3, 2007

Meat Poop

n. A term coined by Epic Meal Time to describe any meat based food product in tube form i.g. sausages.

Dude, squeeze out some of that delicious meat poop into my mouth.

by PAYNUS October 26, 2012

meat twinkie

1. a corn dog... the food one...
2. an uncircumcised penis

3. a cock

I dipped my meat twinkies tip in ketchup and ate it all up! Mama would of have wanted to eat that big, juicy meat twinkie with me papa though...

by helblinde September 24, 2016

suck meat

when you get in a power stance and throw up some peace signs in front of your teacher on the way back to school

teacher: hey shaire great field trip!
shaire: yeah hell *jumps into suck meat stance*
suvution: WOAH SHE JUST SUCK MEAT TO SEKO

by Bananamantaki January 17, 2019