mad dog shitting razor blades

When you are having a conversation with someone that continuously charges the topic to avoid the conversation.

Person 1: So please provide some evidence that can only work on a Flat Earth and wouldn't work on Globe Earth.
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out

by WozInOz May 10, 2024

Madness

Tiky

*tiky* *madness plays* SJBSJABXJSHWJHS ISNSKSNSMAKMSM COOKIE JANSJSJJNXJSJJSIJNJXJNSJJJSNSIXNISNSINXIXNISJSIXJIXJISJSIJXISJISIXJ TEA

by Kid who kid is kid foetus July 9, 2021

mad stick

To get a big dick and have a little fun with it

Yah that mad stick is fun to play with

by Seabass42 January 27, 2016

Chick Mad

When someone becomes ultra enraged defending their point of view beyond the point of reasonableness despite all logic and, especially, facts leading to the contrary. In most cases, men are the victims of the wrath of someone who has become chick mad.

When we asked the new, effeminate waiter to separate the tab in the same pub we had been drinking in and separating tabs for years, he became chick mad in his insistance to the contrary despite our history in the bar, the fact that we tip at around 50% of said tabs and the manager saying there was no such policy.

by kdphx October 29, 2010

Sleeper's Madness

When some fuckface wakes you up and you try to go back to sleep for a long time, all the while becoming progressively angrier and angrier until you throw back the covers and get up in a fit of rage, thereby abandoning any attempts to salvage sleeping in on your day off from school/work.

Guy 1: "Doctor, this morning I stabbed my roomate in the side of his throat with a harpoon after he woke me up for the fifth morning in a row, ruining yet another morning's rest."
Doctor1: "Dayummm nigga, looks like you dun got yoself one o' da worst cases o' sleeper's madness I ever dun seen in my mo. fuckin. LIFE!!!!"
MedStudent1: "I concur, maybe one day I can clean up my wife's gambling problem and get my finances together to pay off my debts and cure this horrible disease."
Doctor1: "Nigga you best be frenchin' wit me, cuz you ain't neva gonna do dat shit, dis disease be fuckin' INCURABLE, and I would know, I graduated from Harvard Med, top o' ma mofuckin class."

by Scandal123 July 31, 2010

Mads

Just an ordinary guy

Mads goes over the street

by Dodzs November 24, 2021

Mad Tab

An unusually strong, and often long-lasting, hit of LSD.

hey, why wont dave come out of the closet? Hes been in there for 3 hours singing to himself. RE: no worries, hes just on a mad tab.

by donkey more ass February 22, 2011