leg porn

when you view a picture/video of a bare leg without any type of clothing.

OMG! Did you see that video of James' 'leg porn' that was posted on instagram?!?!

by almialaremi December 05, 2016

Sex on Legs Day

This is a controversial day when if you look like sex on legs you can do anything you want and not take blame nor punishment for it.

Beth: *eats a sock and a dinosaur*
Taya: how dare you

Me: it’s sex on legs day she can do whatever she wants

by Kalicia7 December 25, 2020

scrollers leg

When you've been scrolling on your phone for so long that the toilet seat has made your legs go numb.

...anyway way man, I'd better get back to work, I've got a bad case of scrollers leg

by Goat balls February 14, 2025

My leg is broken

Deliberately hurting oneself to get out of doing something.

Woman: Will you take the trash out?

Man: I can't. *Twists his leg* My leg is broken!

Woman: *Walks away in disgust*

Man: *Winks at the camera, then starts screaming in pain*

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 06, 2022

Greasy dog leg

When you put crisco behind your womans knee and fuck her knee cleavage.

Gave my bitch a greasy dog leg last night.

by boobyhumps February 14, 2020

Third leg

a big fat cock that I would love inside of me

Girl: ouuu fuck daddy
Boy: you like how I’m fucking this pussy baby
Girl: yess daddy, you fuck me so good with your third leg

by Therealbigmama December 21, 2024

four legged moose

When you’re railing her from behind wisconsin wheelbarrow style but she’s making moose noises while getting pounded

She asked what the four legged moose and in just five minutes she was making moose noises!

by Jake #1 March 08, 2020