You are a donald
by Taylor fatzzz May 26, 2019
Get the Donaldmug. Me: "Hey do you believe in donaldism"
Friend: "No what's that?"
Me: "It is a belief that Aaron Donald is a god amongst men"
Friend: "No I never new that donaldism sounds amazing"
Friend: "No what's that?"
Me: "It is a belief that Aaron Donald is a god amongst men"
Friend: "No I never new that donaldism sounds amazing"
by Donaldism JJ February 13, 2022
Get the Donaldismmug. a bald headed bitch who thinks he can teach but really can't. always talks about his 15 year old son who he adopted from Guatemala that goes to DeSmet.
"you all are going to fail at life unlike my 15 year old son that I adopted from Guatemala that goes to DeSmet."
"shut the fuck up Donald Martin"
"shut the fuck up Donald Martin"
by georgebushdid911 July 27, 2015
Get the donald martinmug. 47th, and current president, of the United. He shouldn’t have won the election, but a bunch of angry young dudes who can’t get laid put him in power to strip away people’s rights.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump’s son, Baron, got caught committing rape sometime in the next few years.
by This is my handle okay February 13, 2025
Get the Donald Trumpmug. The nickname assigned the odiferous the twice indicted ex-president by his former attorney and fixer, Michael Cohen. His foul odor has been documented by former US Representative Adam Kinzinger who says he reeks of a combination of several unsavoury scents including 'armpits, ketchup, a butt'.
If you going one of his rallies, you better wear a mask. Donald von Shitsinpantz smells like he needs a diaper change.
by LaughingAloud January 22, 2024
Get the Donald von Shitsinpantzmug. A moronic, cartoonish, clodpate and oafish bumblefart. He is one whose rank ineptitude, appalling ignorance, and cringy absence of emotional restraint and impulse control create a perfect shitstorm of noxious reprehensibility. A figure more shockingly vile yet comically absurd than any mere satire could envisage, he is dastardly yet dumb, abhorrent yet asinine, pernicious yet pinheaded. The Donald Trump is a bellicose überbaffoon, thrashing about in a crap-packed diaper as he burps and bellows his malignant bile in every direction, smearing us all with the taint of his sulfurous odium.
The Donald Trump posted another nugget of verbal excrement to his social media account whist perched atop his gold-painted shitter last night.
by Danger E September 26, 2025
Get the Donald Trumpmug. an absolute maniac. He's a good person, but an absolute 100% push on till death, horrible idea-making person. he will also do crazy stuff for fun or because someone paid him 50 bucks, or maybe they said "no balls". If you didn't ask him a question, but looks like he's thinking, get the fuck away IMMEDIATELY, he's coming up with something that will get someone killed. Other than that, a good training coach. he's also a bit insecure of the way he looks, but still pulls relatively well.
you see that guy over there punching a tv? why's he doin that?
oh, thats Donald. he joked around about it and i said no balls.
oh, thats Donald. he joked around about it and i said no balls.
by "That handle is already in use October 9, 2023
Get the Donaldmug.