Texas phone call massacre

Texas phone call massacre:
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.

Ran into a spunion and his occupation was kissing ass, didn’t believe him. So I found out myself next to an elavator. He was commiting a texas phone call massacre.

by BTK ALL DAY August 29, 2018

Texas five sack

The lack of financial stability to purchase a full gram of marijuana. The Texas five sack.

I'll just get the Texas five sack today, money's tight.

by The sky beast May 28, 2018

Texas Road Chili

To get butt fucked while driving and for them to shit on your dick and then stir it around with you dick and leave your dick inside of her to make it hot and moist.

Hey billy? Did you "Texas Road Chili " my daughter last night?
Yea she was only 4!
Aw hell yea you should have invited me to the party!

by Creditreport.com June 5, 2018

Texas hotbox

When one person burps into another's asshole

"damn, after I gave her that Texas hotbox she gotta feel like a fucking propane tank!"

by daddy_succ June 8, 2018

Texas Chilidog

The product of throwing up on top of a shit in the toilet.

Ex:" My roomate left a surprise in the toilet and I turned it into a Texas Chilidog."

by Potato_Soup530 August 7, 2022

Texas sundae

When a person shits in a woman’s vagina and than goes down on her and eats her out.

Dude!!! I just totally saw my neighbors do the Texas Sundae.

by EasyE August 21, 2022

Texas Fill Out

This situation normally occurs with men who move to Texas. Previously, they may have had a light bodily frame. Upon moving to Texas, they fill out with that healthy cornbread glow, looking extra thick and fine. We call that a Texas Fill Out.

"Have you seen Logan since he moved to Texas?"

"No, why?"

"Boy's got that Texas Fill Out!"

by Welovetexas August 27, 2022