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sent to Texas

Executed or killed, as in the most efficient Death Row in all of America. While "sent to Texas" often has a connotation implying brutal implementation by the authority figures who helm the 21st century American police state that has incarcerated or placed on probation an unprecedented 5% of its populace (more than any other human culture for as long as our species has existed), more mundane executions or simply the act of dispatching something can also be correctly identified by this phrase. Flies, for example, can also be "sent to Texas" by the end of a fly swatter, and refuse can be "sent to Texas" by being placed in the proper receptacle or incinerator.
She was tried and eventually sent to Texas because of how callous she seemed when interviewed by the authorities about the tragic accident that killed her child.
by Bugs Jorgensen July 16, 2014
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Texas HotFlush

When you have to shovel snow from your garden, boil it down to water on the stove and use is to flush your shit away in your none functioning toilet.
The procedure is usually carried out in Texas due to the lack of flowing water during winter periods.
I can't believe Ted Cruz is flew to Mexico and I'm stuck Texas Hotflushing after eating nothing but Slim Jims and Saltine crackers for a week.

Get the shovel, I need to take a Texas HotFlush.
by sam_jarvis_texas_ranger February 19, 2021
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texas cartwheel

Someone does a cartwheel, with alcohol on a belt that is fed to your mouth-TLB
Last night Kyle did 20 Texas cartwheels
by Booty-Warrior_8llllllllllO November 16, 2019
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Texas smash

When you leave a giant cum load on your hookups pillow, face and bed before you exit in the morning unannounced. And holler their name as you walk out & slam the door.
It was great last night with Veronica but I left her with a Texas smash this morning 💦 💦 💦!
by Loadsofjizz!!! March 12, 2023
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texas ping-pong

In a typical game of ping pong, if a person scores a point, the other person must put their shirt over their head (to prevent visibility) and has the option to put the paddle over his/her face (face protection) ((used by pussies)). The point scorer hits the ball as hard as they can, striking their opponent anywhere on the body, (most commonly the chest area) leaving welts that typically don't disappear for a week or so
" Robert what the hell happened to your chest it looks like you've been shot!" "Nah fam I just got done playing Texas ping-pong"
by Blast169 June 26, 2016
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Texas Mud Cookie

The act of soliciting an outrageously overweight Girl Scout den mother, butt fucking her in a Texas Walmart parking lot, and letting her eat a thin mint out of your ass.
Bro, let’s go hog hunting and get some Texas Mud Cookies.
by Certified Hunni March 11, 2024
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Texas barbecue

Basically, a Texas barbecue is when a bunch of rednecks get together and have an orgy.

Yes, you sick fucks, this does include family as well.
Mommy, where are you and Daddy going?
Mom - “Oh sweetly, me and Daddy are going to a Texas barbecue with the neighbors

Sis -“What are you doing, step bro?”
Step bro -“I’m gonna take you to the Texas barbecue down the road!”
by Thatbitchwhosomehowisoffensive September 26, 2020
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