Ground turkey in a salad is when a man ejaculates in all three holes of his female partner (the mouth, the vagina, and the anus) within a short period of time.
M: "Hey baby, remember that time I came in all three of your holes in under three hours? "
F: "yeah?"
M: "Ground turkey in a salad"
F: "yeah?"
M: "Ground turkey in a salad"
by Mojaz July 20, 2018
Get the Ground turkey in a saladmug. The act of taking 8 perfectly cooked burger patties at a cookout and putting them in a bowl and mashing them up to make burger salad.
by Assbergersalad November 24, 2024
Get the Burger saladmug. Inserting an assortment of vegetables and leafy greens into your partners rectum/vagina, letting them push it all out into a bowl, and then proceeding to finish onto it, completing the salad. Finally share it as a meal with your partner.
by Texasstingerlover October 1, 2025
Get the Dirty Caesar Saladmug. The thing that happens a lot in modern (and also older) movie posters where every single fucking character in the movie is photoshopped into the poster and there' s just a bunch of different heads cluttering the poster and it looks fuckin awful
Infinity War was a pretty solid movie but the poster unfortunately suffers a chronic case of Head Salad.
by Chartsy February 25, 2024
Get the Head Saladmug. A bowl filled with mixes of dead plants, slimy stuff, and other stuff that is supposed to make you healthier.
Person: Oh my god I love salad it makes me feel so good and energized!!!1!!1
Me: Well I might as well eat the forest while I'm at it then. Same thing.
Me: Well I might as well eat the forest while I'm at it then. Same thing.
by gigglyxmuke March 7, 2015
Get the Saladmug. "I hate that old nun, she's so homophobic."
"Never mind I've sorted her out. I only made her up a spunk salad and she's wolfing it down."
"Oh, you'll go to Hell for it."
"Worth it just to hear her ask for seconds."
"Never mind I've sorted her out. I only made her up a spunk salad and she's wolfing it down."
"Oh, you'll go to Hell for it."
"Worth it just to hear her ask for seconds."
by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018
Get the spunk saladmug. 