Theoretical Penis

Word used to describe something, without making you look like a homo, and people don't assume you know what penis tastes like.

penis can be replaced with dick or any other sex organ.

This cake tastes like theoretical dick

Your momma's lips tasted like theoretical penis

by frozennuts2142 November 8, 2010

penis extender

A luxury or prestigious item, which makes you look bigger or more significant than you are .
Often, an expensive sports car or a luxury SUV

I suffered from small dick syndrome, until I got a Hummer, my penis extender

by dildo777 January 30, 2023

pickled penis

When your dick is sweaty and someone gives you head.

I just got back from working out and she gave me “pickled penis.”

by -lmaofuckRJ- February 7, 2018

Sex Penis

Sex Penis is basically when a penis that has had sex in the past.

Wow, you can definitely tell his penis is a sex penis.

by Droggu May 18, 2019

penis hydra

When your penis gets cut off, then two penis heads grow in its place.

" the angry women cut off the penis hydra of the man, only to find two more grew in its place."

by Poontangmaster777 October 9, 2016

Penis-Shank

(v) When one stabs repeatedly with one's penis until bleeding occurs. To penis-shank.

(n) That with which one penis-shanks.

I penis-shanked that ho and never checked to see if she made it home alive.

Johnny woke up the next morning, but the random girl he had penis-shanked the night before was gone. Fortunately, it hadn't rained yet and he was able to track her down.

Susie: I'm so horny.
Bobby: Should I sharpen my penis-shank?

by Mickey's Revenge1 November 15, 2009

Pi Penis

having a penis of or around 3.14159 in of length

all nerds wish to have a pi penis

by flarshnogger April 3, 2011