Theoretical Penis

Word used to describe something, without making you look like a homo, and people don't assume you know what penis tastes like.

penis can be replaced with dick or any other sex organ.

This cake tastes like theoretical dick

Your momma's lips tasted like theoretical penis

by frozennuts2142 November 8, 2010

penis wiper

a girl's tongue or a tasting organ

Her penis wiper was all over me.

by ashbie debley March 31, 2008

penis mom

when your friends mom wants your penis really bad. Usually happens when you are very polite. It makes moms go crazy for your penis.

yo doode, u got a penis mom man, watch out bro

fuck

by Johnny Cracker 2.0 March 20, 2015

Sex Penis

Sex Penis is basically when a penis that has had sex in the past.

Wow, you can definitely tell his penis is a sex penis.

by Droggu May 18, 2019

penis hydra

When your penis gets cut off, then two penis heads grow in its place.

" the angry women cut off the penis hydra of the man, only to find two more grew in its place."

by Poontangmaster777 October 9, 2016

pickled penis

When your dick is sweaty and someone gives you head.

I just got back from working out and she gave me “pickled penis.”

by -lmaofuckRJ- February 7, 2018

penis pals

when two females have slept with the same male on different occasions.

you and I both slept with Jordan, that makes us penis pals!

by BettyLou221 December 29, 2011