Tom Argos

Someone who uses Runescape to lure girls into his Dungeon and get them there by asking if they wanna see his 'dung level'

I went to a lads house last night and he took me up the dung, he called it the Tom Argos

by adam g123 July 03, 2022

Tom/Barry

A FUCKING LEGEND THAT PULLED THE GIRL HE LIKED

Tom/Barry MIGHT BE A FAT FUCK, BUT HE'S A LEGEND!!

by bossman546633735 November 16, 2020

Tom without Jerry

A term used to describe someone who tries something only for it to comically and chaotically blow up in their face because of their own clumsiness.

"He tried to slide down the banister 'like they do in the movies' and now we have to pay a lot of money just so the hospital will fix his leg. Why did I get stuck dealing with Tom without Jerry?"

by Little Dove June 06, 2023

Tom F’ckin Brady

A replacement for the phrase Too F’ckin Bad

Need help with that, well Tom F’ckin Brady!

by escyr August 19, 2024

Tom and Lotus

I know Heatherly sent you here to see this definition.

I'm watching you Tom and Lotus.

by Randommboiy November 30, 2022

Tom Parky

Tom Parky is sweet like butter. He even has a hit single "Sweet like butter". You can download it on iTunes or listen to it on Spotify. He is also Earlswood's manager.

Tom Parky is sweet like butter.

by Gary on Holiday January 05, 2022

Tom-a-toe

A more poggers way to pronounce tomato

Gerald:Can you pass me the tom-a-toe sauce
That's a fucking poggers way to tomato
Y/N: Thanks, I STILL WANT MY FUCKING TOM-A-TOE SAUCE!
*Then they have sex because this is wattpad apparently*

by Arrowbxtch March 22, 2021