pickled penis

When your dick is sweaty and someone gives you head.

I just got back from working out and she gave me “pickled penis.”

by -lmaofuckRJ- February 7, 2018

Sex Penis

Sex Penis is basically when a penis that has had sex in the past.

Wow, you can definitely tell his penis is a sex penis.

by Droggu May 18, 2019

penis mom

when your friends mom wants your penis really bad. Usually happens when you are very polite. It makes moms go crazy for your penis.

yo doode, u got a penis mom man, watch out bro

fuck

by Johnny Cracker 2.0 March 20, 2015

twat penis

(n./slang) A synonym for clitoris.

Husband: Suppose we'll be having sexual intercourse tonight, dear?

Wife: Oh yes, definitely, sweetheart!

Husband: Anything in particular you'd like me to do?

Wife: Yes! I love it when you rub your penis on my twat penis, baby! Now let me make a man out of you!

Husband: Excuse me, dear, but what in the hell is a "twat penis?"

Wife: Go look it up in the Urban Dictionary, honey! Then give me nine inches and make it HURT!

Husband: Oh no, not again! I'll have to screw you three times and knock you over the head with a frying pan!

by Rick Roberson January 26, 2011

penis wiper

a girl's tongue or a tasting organ

Her penis wiper was all over me.

by ashbie debley March 31, 2008

penis hydra

When your penis gets cut off, then two penis heads grow in its place.

" the angry women cut off the penis hydra of the man, only to find two more grew in its place."

by Poontangmaster777 October 9, 2016

penis pals

when two females have slept with the same male on different occasions.

you and I both slept with Jordan, that makes us penis pals!

by BettyLou221 December 29, 2011