Irish muffin

Male McMuffin.

Joe Fyglnopelmnaxyoz provided me with the best Irish Muffin I’ve ever had in my life; and I keep coming back for more.

by Joe Mclmnoyz January 14, 2018

funky bum muffin

Pertaining to an extraordinarily foul smelling bowel movement.

"Jesus, that cat just laid a funky bum muffin"

by Wyatt/Black December 9, 2008

toad muffin

A warty vagina, or a vagina with many warts.

1) you could go with classic urban dictionary explanations like:
"Dude I slept with this girl last night and she was a total toad muffin...I think I'll hit her up again"

2) or you could go for the month python approach
"I have found the holy grail of women. She was a total toad muffin"

3) use as an insult to someone who slept with your ex:
"I BET HE TURNED YOU INTO A FUCKING TOAD MUFFIN, U FACKIN SKANK"

4) use for anyone you generally can't stand
"Why do you have to act like such a toad muffin all the time?"

5) or talk about a cat:
"Carl was petrified by the toad muffin. Like literally. He's made of stone now."

6) tinder:
"met a hot chick on tinder. We tried to Netflix and chill but then I saw her toad muffin ):"

by Wart Lips November 20, 2015

Fudge muffin

When a male or female takes a dump in a slightly larger persons belly button (a person that may have a muffin top)

Man: Yo Steve, I just gave Susie a fudge muffin last night!
Steve: dude, you're nasty!!!

by Cherry _ blossom 69 April 10, 2017

Mighty muffin

It's a tasty treat nothing sexual.

1:could I have a mighty muffin

2:yes here is a chocolate muffin.

by Mightymuffins December 30, 2019

Biggie Muffin

Is what you call someone who is overweight a “player” (iykyk)

Wow! Johnathan is a Biggie Muffin!
Damn Daniel, You’re a Biggie Muffin!
I got 3 side bitches and I’m 270 lbs, I’m a Biggie Muffin
Damn! Mason got that Biggie Muffin energy

by BiggieBois27 July 5, 2025

tweaker muffin

A Tweaker with a muffin top

Look at that tweaker muffin!

by XHennessyx May 1, 2023