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slut muffin

A co-worker, usually newer employees, who are harassed verbally and sexually at the discretion of older employees.
A, Where's slut muffin?! Or How u doing my little slut muffin?
by slickyickynicky4000 December 20, 2016
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ms muffins

Natalie Diana Vargas #1ND wet vagina ready for pudgys dick
Ms muffins was being naughty so pudgy dicked her down !
by Ms. Muffins November 4, 2015
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toad muffin

A warty vagina, or a vagina with many warts.
1) you could go with classic urban dictionary explanations like:
"Dude I slept with this girl last night and she was a total toad muffin...I think I'll hit her up again"

2) or you could go for the month python approach
"I have found the holy grail of women. She was a total toad muffin"

3) use as an insult to someone who slept with your ex:
"I BET HE TURNED YOU INTO A FUCKING TOAD MUFFIN, U FACKIN SKANK"

4) use for anyone you generally can't stand
"Why do you have to act like such a toad muffin all the time?"

5) or talk about a cat:
"Carl was petrified by the toad muffin. Like literally. He's made of stone now."

6) tinder:
"met a hot chick on tinder. We tried to Netflix and chill but then I saw her toad muffin ):"
by Wart Lips November 20, 2015
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hammer muffin

when you strap a muffin to your dick and have your girl eat it.
Stacy left shortly after presenting the idea of hammer muffin. It was chocolate too.
by JadeMemory November 20, 2015
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Hammer Muffin

The act of shoving your dick deep in a girls throat with a muffin strapped to it.
Stacy left me after I asked her if I could give her a hammer muffin.
by JadeMemory November 20, 2015
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Brownie muffin

A polite euphemism for poop or shit.
One does not take or poop a brownie muffin, they lay a brownie muffin the way a chicken would an egg.
Is there a bathroom nearby? I need to lay a brownie muffin. poop shit brownie muffin
by Oldfriedboot February 28, 2016
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muffin tissue pie

When your female partner collect your sperm with her mouth spitting it into muffin batter and bakes for a delicious snack.
After you cum in my mouth I am going to make a muffin tissue pie.
by Wiseguy25 February 28, 2016
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