Jicky Muffin

My Dad, who was a very refined man, called an English Muffin a Jicky Muffin. Is that term still used in England just to be funny?

Let’s go to this new Diner and have some Jicky Muffins, my little Rag-a-Muffin.

by Charlotte D. June 11, 2022

Muffin mix

I want blow jobs or pussy for tabs.

I got muffin mix

by Fuckyobabydaddy May 16, 2022

Tough Muffins

Another way to say “sucks for you.”

Coined by the Z dawg

Person 1: I am stressed...
Z Dawg: Tough muffins

by ZzzzzzDawgieeee December 5, 2019

Alpha Muffin

Someone who finds their strength in bringing kindness and joy to others, rather than through a sense of competition.

He is a total Alpha Muffin.

by Justall50 March 31, 2024

Muffin

A person who is acting silly or ridiculous. Made more potent by using the word "absolute" in front.

No you can't open a bottle of tequila on the plane, you absolute muffin!

by moonhoax July 3, 2021

Crunchy muffin

When a chicks herpes is going absolutely wild to the point of crunchiness on her muffin

I took this chick home from the bar and bro she had a seriously crunchy muffin. Definitely hittin the walk in today

by Muffinmuncher2001 May 10, 2019

Rusty Muffin

A hemorrhoid butthole with dried blood.

A patient came in today complaining about hemorrhoids, when they pulled their pants down, it looked like a rusty muffin.

by RustyMantis January 25, 2022