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Jicky Muffin

My Dad, who was a very refined man, called an English Muffin a Jicky Muffin. Is that term still used in England just to be funny?
Let’s go to this new Diner and have some Jicky Muffins, my little Rag-a-Muffin.
by Charlotte D. June 11, 2022
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Muffin mix

I want blow jobs or pussy for tabs.
by Fuckyobabydaddy May 16, 2022
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Tough Muffins

Another way to saysucks for you.”

Coined by the Z dawg
Person 1: I am stressed...
Z Dawg: Tough muffins
by ZzzzzzDawgieeee December 5, 2019
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Alpha Muffin

Someone who finds their strength in bringing kindness and joy to others, rather than through a sense of competition.
He is a total Alpha Muffin.
by Justall50 March 31, 2024
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Muffin

A person who is acting silly or ridiculous. Made more potent by using the word "absolute" in front.
No you can't open a bottle of tequila on the plane, you absolute muffin!
by moonhoax July 3, 2021
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Crunchy muffin

When a chicks herpes is going absolutely wild to the point of crunchiness on her muffin
I took this chick home from the bar and bro she had a seriously crunchy muffin. Definitely hittin the walk in today
by Muffinmuncher2001 May 10, 2019
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Rusty Muffin

A hemorrhoid butthole with dried blood.
A patient came in today complaining about hemorrhoids, when they pulled their pants down, it looked like a rusty muffin.
by RustyMantis January 25, 2022
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