hump muffin

IYKYK

I can't tell you... hump muffin. If you know, you know.

by humpmuffin February 20, 2025

Muffin Top

When a couple or two people are having sex and the receiver eats a muffin while the giver put their hands on the receiver's neck and chokes them. This causes the receiver to "double choke" as they are choking from the muffin and the giver's hands at the same time while receiving pleasure below.

"I was getting muffin topped during sex! Dammit Jon!"

by Selaphiel December 23, 2018

Muffin Madness

When you eat so many muffins you want to die.

My brother recently died due to muffin madness

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

muffin

a curse word used by demons, it could replace "fuck" or "shit" to make the sentence look family friendly but in reality its not

OH MY GOSH YOU MUFFIN HEAD

by wekiou November 25, 2020

Cuffin a Muffin

When you date or marry a fat bitch and they are built like a muffin

“Yo Brad, I can’t believe you are cuffin a muffin I didn't know you liked them like that “

“Yeah Greg I like them with a little mass with the ass if you know what I mean”

by DICK-tionary December 8, 2024

muffin gf

Someone who is dating known minecraft youtuber, BadBoyHalo

(Made as a joke from a dating roleplay asmr video)

My little muffin gf <3

by CupcakeHalø July 1, 2022

Muffin

the most kind term for saying F word.

"Okay, what the muffin just happened?"

by Littlemuffinhead June 17, 2021