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The mud crab

When a partner inserts their thumb into the Anus of a women along with the other four fingers into the vagina pinching down in a crab like motion.
Connor gave Kaleigh the mud crab in order to drag her back into his sex dungeon
by Brickcuc May 14, 2022
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mud and tuck

After a gentlemen pulls out of the poop shoot, he wipes off his purple headed warrior in her meat curtains.
Barbara's pussy smelt so bad, someone must have mud and tucked her last night.
by Hung Driver May 16, 2022
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Mud Monster

I am become this.
Hym "I am become Mud Monster. That I may avoid the inevitable slinging of mud."

Iam "..........."

Hym "Aw... Come on buddy. It's not that bad."

Iam "It's not that it's 'that bad' it's that it's inarguably wrong for them to do it. Which is why they won't even attempt to do so. They care only about motivation."

Hym "Which is why they want to motivate us to 'create some news' for them. They can use the mound of corpses we create (Hypothetically) to bolster their fame. They're like women. 'Oh my! Look how obsessed he was with us!' they'll cry! 'For a limited time only our coffee mugs will be on sale in response to this tragic, TrAgIc event (that we couldn't even be bothered to lift a finger to stop).' Hahahaha!"
by Hym Iam May 17, 2022
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Florida Mud Slide

The act of smearing shit all over yourself and your partner. Then sliding all around the bathtub together
Babe I have had a long day can. So please can we have a Florida Mud Slide.
by Ghandi's Child May 25, 2022
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Mud monkey

by Mudmonkey1 May 25, 2022
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Mud Crabs

The act of getting crabs from anal sex
Man I got mud crabs from after butt love last night
by Squirrelly Dan May 27, 2022
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Mudding

The act of motorboating a person’s ass checks.
I witnessed Tony Mudding Diamonds Ass at da club
by B Frankie June 3, 2022
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