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Mud Rooster

When engaging in anal sex, if one pulls their penis out, and finds it covered in feces, and starts jerkin it - your penis is transubstantiated into a "Mud Rooster"
A: "Dude, my dick is covered in your poop!" B: "sounds like you're wielding one hell of a mud rooster, bucko"
by gayjoebiden July 28, 2025
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Mud

Mud is a term for "gang" "bro" and other slangs you call your friends
Yo whats good mud.
by Belt2ASS June 10, 2023
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new zealand mud slide

A New Zealand Mud Slide is the act of defecating on a prostitute's chest and then proceeding to sit it in and sliding down her chest so your feces smear over her chest like the mud on a set of mountains.
"Yo! Did you hear Kevin gave the Jefferson Street hooker a New Zealand Mud Slide?"
"Dude! No way! That's awesome! Did he take pics?"
by ChaoTato May 5, 2020
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Whale in a mud puddle

When someone is wearing clothing that is too tight and their fat is pouring out over it. (They don't fit).
I was at the pool with my friend, we thought this lady was topless because we couldn't see any strings to her suit. It turned out they were under her fat. She was a whale in a mud puddle.
by Lexy7 August 23, 2011
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Croatian Mud Pile

A pile of excrement from a Croatian women meant to be eaten. A delicate piece of culture and culinary arts through Croatia
by Jack-o’-lantern June 1, 2025
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mud show

When you had Taco Bell and you now have all the anal lube you need.
Steven is coming over to give Danny a Mud Show
by Wrex'n dat rectum December 27, 2023
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Funny mud pee

"Funny mud pee" is a Chinglish style of saying "bullshit". The pronunciation follows its original meaning in Chinese. If someone is talking something nonsense, you can say Funny mud pee
Trump: ... this Chinese Virus (coronavirus) ...
Chinese: Funny mud pee
by fansile March 26, 2020
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