by C-Hris May 25, 2004
Get the Cock Monkey mug.anyone from the north, who works in the south, who has a life and doesn't spend their time moaning like a southern shandy drinker
by A Northern Monkey July 1, 2003
Get the northern monkey mug.A shovel-faced piltdown man with a hairy back and misappropriated smugness about his perceived genetic superiority when he's actually not able to hit the urinal with his first squirt, and speaks his mind in some bastardised distortion of the Queen's English. Hirsuit. Stoops and smells of pish.
by paolo beardini December 9, 2003
Get the Northern Monkey mug.A term that refers to a man's penis with the added reputation of being in the ass, hands, pussy, or mouths of a female slut(s). Due to it's popularity, one's "slut monkey" is frequented by sluts, and is never at rest.
"Trust me Jane, there is nothing to fear from my slut monkey - it's friendly!...", said John. Believing his words, Jane started to direct it into her already juiced cunt.
by thadelus January 30, 2009
Get the Slut monkey mug.A Slut Monkey is a very very very large whore that enjoys swingin from cock to cock to cock just like a monkey switches trees to get the ripest bananna! (sorry guys that have small dicks.. no slut monkey will want you!)
by Keebler the Cookie snatcher May 13, 2005
Get the Slut Monkey mug.The smell that people have, particulary children, that have been playing outside all and have a yard like sent to them.
When little Johnny came in from playing outside with his friends his mother looked at him and said, "You smell like a yard monkey".
by twirler20 February 19, 2011
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