Two legged twat monkey

Something funny call ya m8

Lou lou ya two legged twat monkey

by Onyx1205 October 2, 2016

Leg Nog

The non-dairy protein rich reproductive byproduct of the post ejaculatory male.

Ebenezer Spooge just whipped up a fresh batch of Leg Nog for the holiday!

by Ebenezer Spooge December 26, 2021

Leg-upon

Leg-upon is another slang term for an ottoman or foot stool

It was so nice to sit in my chair and rest my legs on the Leg-upon

by Leah__1981 July 7, 2021

Crab legs

Fat middle aged woman with thick skin

She's crab legs

by banana_phone June 22, 2023

Baby legs

A phrase used to describe someone who struggles with buoyancy while scuba diving and therefore, moves their legs quickly to keep the trim of a normal diver; similar to the way a toddler would walk. Not to be confused with bicycling.

I felt like I had baby legs in the water today.

by JJsaysno. December 9, 2022

Lift a Leg

Lift a leg is a saying by many human pups to each other to indicate good luck.

Its derived from the old performance slang "Break a leg" .

Hey good luck on your pup'formance tonight 'lift a leg'

by TEKPUP May 31, 2019

Restless Hands on Sexy Legs Syndrome

A psychological disorder which involves one person unable to control their hands while there are another person's sexy legs in the near vicinity

Restless Hands on Sexy Legs Syndrome occurs when guy can't keep his hands off of a girl's sexy legs

by Uncle Hiro September 2, 2013