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human lawnmower

You are a a fucking cow if your called this, I feel sorry if your called this.
by anonymous February 24, 2023
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pet human

Generally part of the Millennial generation, a employee who thinks they are entitled to everything without having to do work or earn it.

In many ways similar to a pet, where you are expected to give it what it wants without getting anything in return.
How did Steve get that promotion? Oh you didn't know,the manager quit and they needed a body to fill the position, so they picked their favorite pet human.
by Pseudopsyk May 14, 2016
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Human Rights Watchlist

OH WOW! I WONDER WHY THAT IS HAPPENING! PROBABLY DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOUTUBE, THAT'S FOR SURE!
Hym "Human Rights Watchlist!? Perish the thought! I mean, it's not like you have an American company very publicly manufacturing a mental illness around the guy who created AI (also very publicly) because you didn't think he could do it so you tried make a mockery of hym live streaming him while he poops and doing the weaponized schizophrenia he described to hym in a very public way! So why are we on a human rights watchlist though?"
by Hym Iam May 17, 2025
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Human trafficKing

A human proclaimed to be a king who traffics.
What do you mean by Human trafficKing?

Think of it as the creation of the universe. That one human who later proclaimed himself as a king that was found guilty of doing an action called traffic is the Big Bang

And literally anything after that is the universe as we know it now

Loaded glock, newttons, dinasaurs, speed of dark, etc....
by EDR-bookOfLife November 22, 2021
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Humaning

A word that an alien would most likely come up with to describe or explain the actions of a human crewmate.
Alien 1: What is Human Kate doing? She has been screaming at her personal data device for over an hour!
Alien 2: Just ignore her when she's humaning.
by partyofnone March 5, 2021
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human

A type of "species" that proclaims themselves as the smartest beings in the universe, even though they're the dumbest. Please note that all humans are dumb and stupid.
alien: Do you know where a human's brain is?
cyclops: Where?
alien: Nowhere 😂
by It's Me, DISFLY September 26, 2023
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human video

A skit, sketch, or drama to a song done by people, live.
We performed a human video at our school about teen violence to the song Hero by Skillet.
by Maxedout27 October 28, 2013
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