Hit No Kit 

A problem that you can't fix, and you will never be able to fix.

Dude i just ran out of gas" said Travis. Mavis replied "hit no kit bro

Hit No Kit by Mikey DaVillan January 1, 2011

Hitchens Rule

A person can't discuss the virtues of water boarding in the press or on TV until they themselves have been water boarded. Named after the late journalist Christopher Hitchens who had himself water boarded to experience the torture method so that he could discuss it with better insight.

A person would invoke the Hitchens Rule in social media when someone who has not been the subject of water boarding, begins to describe it in glowing terms, or that the act is not actually torture.

Hitchens Rule by neoblaque December 19, 2011

Hiakrkus 

Trying to appear more intelligent and successful than you really are on social media

Complete Hiakrkus, no one believes what he's saying.

He has no idea what he's talking about, he's full of hiakrkus.

Oh, Hiakrkus!

Hiakrkus by Trip-S October 19, 2015

hilariocity 

Used to define a so-bad-it's-good movie. It's such an atrocity, it's hilarious. Hilariocity.

Did you see The Room? It's such a hilariocity.
The Wicker Man starring Nicolas Cage is one of the greatest hilariocities of all time.

hilariocity by IAMtheAK August 8, 2016

Hillaryphobia

A fear of Hillary Clinton

I have hillaryphobia

Hillaryphobia by Dat.Boi. November 29, 2016

hikebeast

Hugh Cashmir

Me: "did you see that hikebeast run up the mountain?!"

Friend: "yeah, he's almost as much of a hikebeast as Hugh"

hikebeast by Hikebeast May 3, 2017

hikki 

Short for hikikomori (i.e. a recluse).

Matt hasn't left his room in weeks, he is becoming a total hikki.

hikki by 20-nine September 16, 2018