muslim with armpit hair

this is a term given to someone who looks a little ethnic and has armpit hair. (Can not be used on an actual muslim, just someone who's skin color is a little tan for laughter effects).

Person 1: oh my gosh look at her arms!
Person 2: We have a muslim with armpit hair in our midsts.

by hellomusiii December 11, 2009

ass hair braider

-Insult- One who likes to braid their own ass hair or braids anothers ass hair.

Yo motherfucker your an ass hair braider

by Serial March 11, 2004

raw dog on hair

anal sex without a condom

I'd like to fuck that bitch raw dog on hair.

by The O Mitchell March 8, 2005

Beautiful Hair Syndrome

When one (usually a human), has terrible looking hair. These symptoms usually occur in the morning after the being has woken up from
their sleep. The hair (on the head of course) is very messed up and free. The term "beautiful hair syndrome" is extremely contradictory yet sarcastic.

"Ha! Looks like you've got a case of beautiful hair syndrome."

by avey HAVOK March 5, 2009

Dr. Seuss Hair

In the age of Hi-Dif porn, one will occasionally observe a single missed vaginal or anal-area hair on a female pornstar's otherwise shaved pubis. Much like the single hair on a Dr. Seuss character.

"Yo that video was hot, but did you see that girl's Dr. Seuss Hair? It was all by itself!"

by Bspot May 1, 2008

Field Hockey Hair

Slightly shorter version of a mullet; Often seen on field hockey players and occasionally 3rd basemen for the US Women's Softball Team; Hair cut usually comes with free flannel; Often seen by girls wearing comfortable shoes (ie. Birkenstocks)

Hey Mike, let's go hit on that chick.

Nevermind, she's not interested, she's got field hockey hair.

by J Best in Show August 26, 2009

My Luscious Hair

You say this when you slowly shake your head back and forth and fake being sexy

I shook out my hair and yelled My luscious hair!

by Tamire August 2, 2011