Person 1: “Hey! why does Becky have a weird little spec on her head?”
Person 2: “Look closer! It’s a small top hat!”
Person 2: “Look closer! It’s a small top hat!”
by Lemon_Pop_Rocks! March 24, 2023
Get the Small top hatmug. A construction type hard hat kept in the trunk of an automobile for shit emergencies allowing wearer "no questions asked" free access to tens of thousands of Porta Potties nationwide.
When I wear my emergency hard hat,I can use the Porta-John at any construction site and nobody gives me a second glance.
by wolfbait51 August 7, 2011
Get the emergency hard hatmug. by angryrancor September 9, 2021
Get the MUSHROOM HAT TRICKmug. Extraordinaryly intelligent person who has no sway because the COMMUNICATION travels in the shortest path possible.
Monitor a slave to the grind by a FUCK UP and realize BIG HAT , NO PRATTLE does not have to prove anything in that everyday communication battle the REST OF THE OPINIONATED have to be locked in.
by SAY THE WORD SHIT August 15, 2021
Get the BIG HAT , NO PRATTLEmug. by UwUgivemesegc October 10, 2020
Get the Ass hatmug. Gay hat is equivalent to that of “yass” or “slay.” It can be used in any context and does not have to make sense
by ave schmave December 30, 2021
Get the gay hatmug. When you’re in a relationship and your girlfriend wears another dude’s hat. Then when you call her out it’s like your the one in the wrong but she doesn’t understand the meaning of what wearing a dude’s hat.
The meaning is, Ladies listen up. When you wear a dude’s hat it shows ownership and that basically you’re his girl and when you’re in a relationship DO NOT WEAR ANOTHER DUDES HAT. It’s just disrespectful and heartbreaking to your man.
There are two types of dudes in this world. 1. If you wear his hat he trust you and he wants to show you off and feels comfortable around you.
2. He will give his hat to any girl just so they will try to start something with their man and try to steal her from him.
The meaning is, Ladies listen up. When you wear a dude’s hat it shows ownership and that basically you’re his girl and when you’re in a relationship DO NOT WEAR ANOTHER DUDES HAT. It’s just disrespectful and heartbreaking to your man.
There are two types of dudes in this world. 1. If you wear his hat he trust you and he wants to show you off and feels comfortable around you.
2. He will give his hat to any girl just so they will try to start something with their man and try to steal her from him.
When your girl wears another dude's hat:
When you’re out with the boys or hanging out and your girl sends you a snap of a hat on her head that isn’t yours. And she gets mad because it offended you and you got upset.
When you’re out with the boys or hanging out and your girl sends you a snap of a hat on her head that isn’t yours. And she gets mad because it offended you and you got upset.
by milfgetta17 October 9, 2022
Get the When your girl wears another dude's hatmug.