Butt hat

I had to take the sheets off the bed to find my butt hat.
by Shannon dinges September 13, 2020
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Mississippi hat

It’s when you wake up with your relatives dick on your head
“I went to see my cousins for a few nights, and they gave me a Mississippi hat.”
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Sack Hat

A sack hat is a baseball cap that has the following characteristics:

-Being old
-A hat that old people frequently wear
-Having a really old or outdated logo

-Being a blank hat of any color without anything else on it
-The front of the hat being softer than the rest of the hat
-Having mesh on the back half of the hat
-Instead of velcro or being a fitted hat, it has little buttons that you have to click in place on the back of the hat
-Having a tag that says "one size fits most"
-Jerry has a Dallas Cowboys hat from 1991. It has soft foam at the front and little buttons at the back. It was probably worn when watching Troy Aikman play in the Super Bowl. It is a sack hat.

-Darius has a St. Louis Cardinals hat with a 1920's logo on it, the back half being mesh with little buttons. It is also a sack hat.
by LaGarrius July 07, 2010
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White Sox hat

If a man is wearing a white Sox hat he is signaling that he is gay and letting other gay men know that he is on the market.
“Bro did you see Logan wearing that white Sox hat?”
“Yeah bro I didn’t know he was gay”
by Playaplaya July 25, 2022
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the squirrel hat rule

A modification of the cowboy hat rule, same rules apply, this time with a silly squirrel hat - if you don't have a cowboy hat.
Excuse me (FUN NAME), I believe your wearing my squirrel hat, that I have gotten from my hunting trip or other means, I hope you mean well, in that case, i would like to invoke the squirrel hat rule.
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Abortion hat

You becky you want me to wear that abortion hat or you wants me to creampie ya hoe ass
by Formulaatld December 05, 2021
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toilet hat-trick bullseye

While accomplishing a toilet hat-trick the toilet water splatter of the falling shit hits the asshole and now the asshole is full of sperm, urine and shit, or menstrual blood, urine and shit.
Oh man, I had a massive toilet hat-trick bullseye this morning. I had to whipe my ass 15 times before all the sperm, piss and shit was all off!
by SpunkSkunk November 01, 2017
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