flappy bird nest

The act of performing a flappy bird on a woman's vagina.

Oliver Klosehoff: I was bored with my girlfriend last night, so I did the flappy bird nest.
Mike Latoris: You lucky bastard. I showed my girlfriend the flappy bird and she just walked away.

by sofunnyialmostlaughed January 30, 2014

Flying Bird

A man's erection.

"Whoa, look at that guy's flying bird!!"

by Disposable Writing Utensils June 17, 2009

flipped tha bird

stick ur middle finger up at sum1 as a sign of either

1. not interested in you
2. dislike
3. pure just feeling like it

most laydees flip the bird to men trying to flirt but they just ent interested

Hippie: Saw this hottie on the bus today
Hippie Mate: Groovy! Did u score??
Hippe: Nah...she flipped me the bird
Hippe MAte: Its still the most action u got in 3 months

by Shortay October 29, 2003

cheesy bird mess

When a girl puts an egg up her vagina and breaks it making a mess. Than sticks Kraft cheese in there afterwards.

Ima make my girl cheesy bird mess.

by bigblackdingus April 6, 2015

flippin them birds

to give someone the finger

i flipped them the bird when they called me a sexy b!tch

by EMU! March 23, 2003

Big Bird Cage

Function: noun
(military slang) An aircraft carrier (a warship with a flight deck on which airplanes can be launched and landed).

"I was lucky during 'Nam," the Marine veteran told me. "For the duration of my tour, I pulled sea duty on the Big Bird Cage."

by Jon C. Hopwood March 5, 2006

bird seed diet

An extreme diet that is often confused with a starvation diet and is mostly practised by men. A ''birdseed'' diet is a nutritional approach which involves unlimited calorie intake that consists of food only birds can consume, it is quite often combined with a strenuous workout program. People who go on the diet seek to get fit without restricting calories, it usually precedes a final ''blackout'' (eating junk to the point of explosion)a day prior to the diet. The ''blackouts'' persist during the diet everytime he/she is intoxicated. During the diet, ''blackouts'' can also occur when sober, especially when you eat something that isnt ''birdseed'' - this phenomonen is defined as the ''floodgate factor''. Given the factors that arise during this diet, it is deemed completely useless , unrealistic and torturous.

Jon: Hey Mark do you want some fries?
Mark: No thanks Jon Im on a bird seed diet,if birds cant eat it,neither can I
Jon: Why don't you just have a couple with your whiskey(beer isn't birdseed)
Mark: I cant Jon,that will open the floodgates
Jon: Suit yourself

Mark gets completely hammered after 1 litre of whiskey and blacks out on every peice of junk on the way/at home after a whole week of strenuous excercise and unlimited unappealing birdseed food

by Haydar Manaf January 10, 2008