grease face

A person with a particularly oily face that glistens when struck by anything brighter than absolute darness.

Hey grease face bring yourself over here, I need some lube for this squeaky door hinge.

by rfirish March 1, 2008

Face Jack

The action of masturbating to one's facebook pictures.

After facebook creeping on her, I totally face jacked on her photos.

by morrishall October 1, 2010

cheeseburger face

an endearing big, round face with cheeks that stick out pretty far on both sides of the face.

Renee Zelwegger, Queen Latifa, Kevin Spacey (just a tad bit), and "Big Boy"

by wama mama March 3, 2004

Bacon Face

The act of hearing a word (usually bacon) and going into a trance, fantasizing about the word that was said

Robert : Yeah so i had the most amazing bacon and....George?

George: *bacon face

by nuggetfaces August 9, 2010

The Face Book

the ultimate online stalker website used by collge girls to create gay profiles of themselves and college guys to find hot freshman to slam. Dapps

dude 1: who is that binch, invite her to our party on saturday
dude 2: i dont know her screen name or phone number
dude 1: just facebook her

by Huge Binch July 2, 2005

fresh faced

the well scrubbed, perfect skin types, those with somewhat of a 'glow' emanating from their skin. usually women

she was so fresh faced and seemingly innocent, it would have been hard to imagine the grinding she was capable of administering!!

even behind bars, her fresh faced look defied reality!

by michael foolsley January 14, 2010

Face Hole

Used to describe a mouth or pie hole

"Oh yes the food is ready to be crammed down my face hole"

"Insert the food unit into the face hole"

"Ah yes cramming it down my face hole" - Joe W.

by Jeff Johnson August 11, 2005