Clown Canon

When a person sticks a small clown, living or not, in their genitalia as a form of sexual pleasure.

"hey did you hear what he did last night? he totally did a clown canon"
"wait seriously? i was wondering where my clown doll went!"
"dude you should burn that thing, he never cleans down there"

by maggafun November 4, 2022

tugballs the clown

a goofy silly zesty bungy clown, he filled his veins with type 17 heroine and starting touching children

"hey man, you saw that clown movie tugballs the clown?"
"Nah man, but i heard some bike horn outside earlier"
"uh oh"

by alt account November 7, 2022

Clown Town

Any place where there is a large gathering of clowns, juggalos, or other various manner of jesters. Any location can become a Clown Town, and any Clown Town can become a normal place.

Never going to Clown Town again, i came out covered in seltzer water and Faygo.

by Garfibromyalgia November 24, 2022

Clown

Victor

Victor is a clown because he cannot even SPELL clown

by Truefax22 November 28, 2022

clown paint

face paint that is worn by people who don't listen to black metal. often made poorly with dried white paint and crusty eyeliner.

person 1: *lip sings to a slipknot song while wearing supposed corpse paint*

person 2 to person 3: wow they're wearing clown paint..

by professionalAssEater November 29, 2022

Insane Clown Posse

Two rappers who basically looked at the scary side of gangster rap and decided to amplify it to a more extreme slasher-film sort of level, and, in honoring the tradition of controversial extreme music from their hometown of Detroit, (KISS/Alice Cooper) decided to likewise paint their faces and have an entertaining theatrical show with costumes and so forth, figuring this had not yet been done with a rap group. In doing so, they developed a world wide counter culture movement, and made themselves successful with a 30 year ongoing career, all accomplished in DIY fashion with almost no help from the industry whatsoever. Brilliant business men and two of the hardest working artists in the world. And yet, despite their achievement, they are constantly hated on by butthurt men and women who have never and will never achieve remotely close to that level of success, mainly because they are too busy spending their time telling the internet how juggalos are all allegedly meth heads and how the ICP has no talent, yet they never can seem to explain how two guys who are supposed to be talent-less retards keep managing to be successful selling music, merchandise and concert tickets to people who supposedly don't have the money to buy these items, being unemployed junkies and whatnot ... I'd go on, but I have a busy day tomorrow of working my legit job while listening to ICP and not doing drugs. Whoop whoop!

Juggalo: Whoop whoop ninjas!
Butthurt Virgin: Insane Clown Posse sucks and you're a meth head

Butthurt Virgin's Sister: shut up you unemployed freeloader! When he takes me to the gathering in his RV I want you to find a job and get out of my house!

by CarpenterClown September 25, 2022

Goth Clown

Being attracted to something atypical, especially of an ugly, extremely unattractive or particularly odd variety.

I didn't want to say it, but you look like a goth clown in that outfit... and I love it.

by Wes Handy Son September 28, 2022