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Christian

Christian is mostly commonly used as a term for a follower of Christianity or a common Christian name

but please stop making definitions that say Christian: Sexy guy, since that isn't an actual definition, I don't know who Christian is at all so STOP MAKING THESE STUPID DEFINITIONS I DONT HAVE TO FLIP THROUGH PAGES 1-58 in order to find an actual definition finally. For the love of god, literally.
"The Christians believe in Jesus, God, and the Bible (or at least their interpretation or version of the Bible)
by subbst June 9, 2024
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christianate

E.g let me christianate your ass, so i can see your titties
by Lol im lonley November 19, 2018
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Christian Garland

by Vect Misery May 26, 2015
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political christian

A person who hasn't been near a church since their Christening and knows bugger all about Christian beliefs but due to their right wing political leanings defines themselves as Christian.
Often as an attempt to justify religious bigotry e. g. "I don't want no moozlims bringing their Shania law to this country. I'm a Christian this is a Christian county"
" Jeff thinks pancake day is a celebration of how tasty pancakes are and doesn't even go to church at Christmas but he's racist so naturally he's a political Christian."
by Uffish Tea November 6, 2018
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Neo-christian

Any member of a spectrum of evangelical movements purporting to be Christianity, which are actually political entities and/or fundraising/money laundering/human trafficking infrastructure for sleazy, fascist, racist, misogynistic pedophiles with private jets, all masquerading as religion.
I guess since no one has the balls to look at people's actions and call out their intentions, or fight back against usurpers who want to enslave us and live like gods at our expense, we're just gonna let a bunch of spineless ratfucking neo-christians take over the government and lead us into World War 3...
by Superfluous Archer January 26, 2024
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Christian

Christian is a person who is short and is with a girl named onella who never answers her cousin anymore and calls her a witch
Onella didn’t answer me because she was on call with Christian
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Christianity

oh that guy? he's into Christianity
by guy_with_sideburns February 17, 2022
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